[Adapted from GAC] Mohawks are cool, apparently.

[Cameo]

[Scene: The Cloneplex kitchen, at some point in December 2051. Ivy and Archie are arguing about his hair, or lack thereof; Minnie is visiting her cloneaunt, and Dora, Clay, Jake, and Henry are also loitering in the vicinity. Enter Clone Joss.]
[02:52:56] heartFawe: Archie: I'll get a damn wig then!
[02:53:20] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Ooh! Get a mohawk wig!
[02:53:30] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: :D
[02:56:38] heartFawe: Archie: That's literally retarded.
[02:57:02] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Mohawks are awesome.
[02:57:36] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: But I guess being on top of your stupid face would diminish the awesome a bit.
[02:58:29] heartFawe: Archie: Why don't you get one if you're so convinced?
[02:58:35] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: I had one once!
[02:58:40] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: It looked pretty sweet!
[02:59:04] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: I ain't convinced it would look equally sweet when I'm not a dude though.
[03:00:31] heartFawe: Archie: Try it anyway.
[03:00:44] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Sure, why not?
[03:04:17] heartFawe: Archie: *Produces hair clippers!*
[03:04:23] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *bzzzzzz*
[03:04:32] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: ^_^ b
[03:04:46] toothsomeCameo: Dora: >:( Joss I like your character design the way it is!
[03:04:48] Fawesome: Clay: Joss you look... Er. Different. *Supportive.*
[03:04:55] toothsomeCameo: Minnie: Dude.
[03:05:01] toothsomeCameo: Minnie: I'll get my hair gun.
[03:05:25] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: I have a mohawk now. Mohawks are cool.
[03:06:07] Fawesome: Clay: Okay. They're cool.
[03:09:06] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: :D
[03:09:13] toothsomeCameo: Minnie: You look completely bogus, dude.
[03:09:24] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Man, shut up. It's cool.
[03:10:15] Fawesome: Clay: I will support your new hair do.
[03:10:29] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Shoot her, Minnie.
[03:13:16] Fawesome: Clay: No don't! If she likes it she can have it.
[03:13:24] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: She needs to have the Joss hair!
[03:13:35] toothsomeCameo: Minnie: *Looks from Clay to Clone Joss to Ivy*
[03:13:50] toothsomeCameo: Minnie: Whatever, dude.
[03:16:25] toothsomeCameo: Minnie: It's just a hairdo.
[03:16:58] Fawesome: Clay: Yeah, Ivy. Be nice.
[03:17:10] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: NEVARRRR
[03:18:35] Fawesome: Jake: Ivy. She wants the mo'. :<
[03:18:43] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: oh fine
[03:18:50] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: B|
[03:20:58] Fawesome: Clay: *Stays tactfully quiet.*
[03:27:15] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Now you should get one, Archie! :D
[03:31:16] heartFawe: Archie: No. It looks retarded.
[03:31:42] toothsomeCameo: Minnie: Man, that's not a very nice thing to say.
[03:32:40] toothsomeCameo: Minnie: Chill out, dude. It's just a hairdo.
[03:32:51] toothsomeCameo: Minnie: Albeit a pretty stupid-looking hairdo.
[03:32:53] heartFawe: Archie: I think it's a bad hairdo!
[03:33:06] toothsomeCameo: Minnie: Yeah, dude, it's bogus.
[03:33:18] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: You two can SHUT UP.
[03:37:05] heartFawe: Archie: Like, it could only be worse if it was spikey?
[03:37:09] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: :D
[03:37:16] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Applies hair gel*
[03:37:22] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *facepalm*
[03:37:24] heartFawe: Archie: Oh god.
[03:37:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Word of advice? Never say "it could only be worse if X".
[03:37:54] toothsomeCameo: Dora: X will happen.
[03:38:07] heartFawe: Archie: When Joss is involved?
[03:38:13] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Especially when Joss is involved.
[03:38:33] heartFawe: Archie: Yes, I've noticed.
[03:38:38] heartFawe: Archie: She's very childish.
[03:38:52] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: It's not my fault you're boring.
[03:38:59] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: And stuffy.
[03:39:02] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: And boring.
[03:39:17] heartFawe: Archie: Did you stop growing at 7?
[03:39:29] heartFawe: Clay: ...Henry was never like this.
[03:40:13] toothsomeCameo: Dora: That's a relief.
[03:40:45] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Do you think it's a cloning thing or is it just that nobody brought it out in him during the Shadow Games?
[03:41:11] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Yeah, that's original, Captain Boring.
[03:41:18] heartFawe: Clay: I'm not sure.
[03:41:28] heartFawe: Clay: ...I'm worried about Henry. The drinking.
[03:41:43] heartFawe: Archie: I seem to have touched a nerve. Do you need a diaper change?
[03:41:52] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: You did the opposite of touch a nerve.
[03:42:58] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: My onion me could come up with better insults than you.
[03:43:38] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: It's a good thing you got science goin' on for you because you're useless at EVERYTHING ELSE.
[03:44:25] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Nod* It's not healthy.
[03:44:34] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Even if he CAN clone himself a new liver.
[03:44:59] heartFawe: Archie: Your onion? Your science sounds more like fingerpainting than science.
[03:45:26] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: You're operatin' on the mistaken impression that comparin' me to a child is gonna get my goat.
[03:45:35] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: That goat is totally not got.
[03:46:48] heartFawe: Archie: How about 'hack who wouldn't know what science was if it bit her alien ass'?
[03:46:55] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: That happened once!
[03:47:15] heartFawe: Archie: Point proven.
[03:48:08] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Lemme tell ya, that made it awkward to sit down.
[03:48:54] heartFawe: Archie: *Heh.* I find it very hard to hate you, Jocelyn.
[03:49:06] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Really?
[03:49:16] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Eh, I'm sure it'll pass.
[03:50:20] heartFawe: Archie: You can defuse most situations.
[03:53:49] heartFawe: Archie: Ha, well. Jocelyn, I'm going to get back to curing cancer. Toodles.
[03:54:16] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Yeah, good luck with that, sunshine.
[03:56:25] heartFawe: Archie: I'll be done in thirteen minutes. I was celebrating with a pre-success toastie.
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