Shadow Games: Wilt enjoys a spot of kidnapping

[Cameo]

IC Date: November 18, 2051

[00:20:59] iFawe: Wilt: *Fine, drinking a float.*
[00:21:06] toothsomeCameo: (A spider float.)
[00:21:21] toothsomeCameo: (Ice cream floating in spider soda.)
[00:21:36] iFawe: Wilt: *Mmm, crushed black widow.*
[00:23:49] iFawe: Wilt: *Eying the passerbys. Anyone familiar with The Scot would recognize the look of 'Need Companion For Adventure.*
[00:25:52] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Ugh, it's this guy again. Don't make eye contact.*
[00:26:08] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Does flip him the bird though.*
[00:26:13] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *<3<*
[00:27:36] iFawe: Wilt: *Grin. Oh this is perfect.*
[00:28:21] iFawe: Wilt: Hello, Miss Page!
[00:28:28] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Shove off.
[00:29:50] iFawe: Wilt: Testy.
[00:29:58] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: I hate you, a lot.
[00:33:27] iFawe: Wilt: Aw, what a shame.
[00:35:15] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: You're trigger-happy, insufferable, melodramatic, insufferable, cryptic, and a huge asshole.
[00:36:46] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: And you have stupid hair.
[00:37:02] iFawe: Wilt: And I jaywalk. Flattery will get you everywhere.
[00:38:07] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Did I mention that you're insufferable?
[00:43:34] iFawe: Wilt: Oooh, go on.
[00:44:32] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Glare*
[00:47:47] iFawe: Wilt: You're making me blush, really.
[00:48:12] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Going a bit fudgey in the cheeks herself.* Shut it.
[00:50:17] iFawe: Wilt: What brings you here? Couldn't help but stop by?
[00:51:11] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: I was going to the freakin' grocery store.
[00:55:00] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: And you were there befouling the sidewalk.
[00:57:47] iFawe: Wilt: Such venom!
[00:58:32] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Now has little spades emanating from her head, like what Sims do with hearts.*
[01:07:16] iFawe: Wilt: Though, I must admit, you're not at all a good companion. How terrible.
[01:07:34] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Fuck you, I don't wanna be your companion.
[01:08:29] AM|Hate: (You totally wana be his Hate!Companion)
[01:08:44] AM|Hate: (<3<)
[01:08:58] toothsomeCameo: (Clone Joss: I hate him so much <3<)
[01:09:31] iFawe: Wilt: I don't tend to give people a choice. I'm not as nice as my brother.
[01:09:54] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Wooo, more cryptic bullshit.
[01:11:33] iFawe: Wilt: Well, if I want to go on an adventure with someone, they don't have a choice.
[01:11:47] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Yeah you said that already.
[01:12:13] AM|Hate: (How is that cryptic? "I force people to do things with me.")
[01:12:21] toothsomeCameo: (The offhand mention of his brother.)
[01:12:22] AM|Hate: (... wait let me rephrase that.)
[01:12:32] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: You really are a huge asshole.
[01:12:49] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Rectal prolapse levels of it.
[01:12:58] AM|Hate: (ew)
[01:13:00] iFawe: Wilt: Aren't you coming on a little strong?
[01:13:14] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Shut up.
[01:13:56] iFawe: Wilt: Why don't you just tear off your shirt? That could be fun.
[01:14:16] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Smack*
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[01:16:35] AM|Hate: (Joss slapped Wilt so hard it killed broos)
[01:16:45] toothsomeCameo: (Clone Joss: Oops.)
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[01:30:44] iFawe: Wilt: *Rubs cheek.* I've had worse.
[01:31:10] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: I'm taking it easy on my punching hand.
[01:43:32] iFawe: Wilt: Oh? Been doing a lot today?
[01:44:05] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Yeah, I punched a guy in the face and his face fought back.
[01:45:06] iFawe: Wilt: *Laugh* Wow, how pathetic.
[01:45:18] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Eyetwitch*
[01:45:47] iFawe: Wilt: You lost when you punched someone.
[01:45:49] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: * > Punch in snout to establish superiority*
[01:46:44] iFawe: Wilt: *Falls out of chair, blood nose.* Ow.
[01:46:50] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: HA!
[01:54:53] iFawe: Wilt: *Stands, stuffs hanky up nose.* That was pathetic.
[01:55:08] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Rolls her eyes*
[01:56:15] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: You know what else is pathetic? Dragging people into alternate universes against their will for the sake of YOUR fun.
[01:56:35] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Christ, everything I learn about you is another reason to dislike you.
[01:57:36] iFawe: Wilt: The most amusing part is when they can't kill me because if they do they'll never get home.
[01:57:52] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: You are a legitimately terrible person.
[01:58:22] AM|Slep: (as opposed to illegitimately terrible people)
[01:58:34] toothsomeCameo: (Clone Joss: As opposed to just being obnoxious.)
[01:58:45] AM|Slep: (Like Milo or Tamsyn)
[01:58:51] toothsomeCameo: (Clone Joss: Exactly!)
[02:03:03] iFawe: Wilt: It's very fun.
[02:03:24] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Scornfully* Yeah, I'll bet.
[02:08:40] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: No wonder Henry wants nothing to do with you.
[02:09:10] iFawe: Wilt: *Finishes his float.* You know, you could kill me, and I'd never be able to harm anyone again.
[02:09:32] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Yeah, sure, and then you get replaced by alternate universe you.
[02:09:42] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Or maybe a clone, who cares.
[02:10:38] iFawe: Wilt: That normally works.
[02:11:08] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: I'm no vigilante.
[02:12:11] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: And that offer couldn't have been more obviously a trap if you waved a little sign saying it was.
[02:13:03] iFawe: Wilt: *Frown.* How depressing.
[02:13:09] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Whatever.
[02:14:22] iFawe: Wilt: By the way, have you seen Henry?
[02:14:40] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: He was the guy I punched.
[02:15:03] iFawe: Wilt: Oh, joy. Where's he staying?
[02:15:10] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: The dark side of the moon.
[02:15:17] iFawe: Wilt: Fair enough.
[02:15:39] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark.
[02:17:47] iFawe: Wilt: No, really?
[02:17:55] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: You have no taste.
[02:18:41] iFawe: Wilt: Yes, yes. Truth be told I'm not listening to you.
[02:18:47] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: Good for you.
[02:19:13] iFawe: Wilt: Really? Do go on.
[02:19:25] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Has gone from angry to disgusted and disdainful over the course of this conversation.*
[02:20:01] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Walks past him. There are groceries that need buying.*
[02:24:21] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *Banishes her spadey thoughts. Surely she can find someone just as annoying who isn't a sociopath, right?*
[02:24:39] toothsomeCameo: Clone Joss: *BANISH.*