Post by Cameo on Jul 11, 2012 20:41:07 GMT -5
IC Date: February 22, 2052
[17:03:54] Pieguytablet: Lacey: So anyway, where would be the best place for this brain thing?
[17:04:02] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Your room?
[17:04:07] toothsomeCameo: Dora: The rec room would work too.
[17:04:25] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Anywhere we can flop across some furniture.
[17:04:27] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Nobody's going to Sharpie our faces if we use the rec room, are they?
[17:04:50] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ........Most of the people who would are on vacation, but you make a good point.
[17:05:13] Pieguytablet: Lacey: My room it is.
[17:06:30] Pieguytablet: Lacey: There's a couch, and a bed, and various clothing piles.
[17:06:41] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I think I'll take the couch. *Stands up*
[17:07:05] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Good plan. *also stands*
[17:07:35] AM|Hate: (Dora: *suddenly explodes*)
[17:07:44] AM|Hate: (Lacey: ... *sits back down*)
[17:07:53] Pieguytablet: (Lacey: Damn mine chairs.)
[17:08:58] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *to the elevatormobile I guess*
[17:12:46] Pieguytablet: Lacey: So there's not a significant chance I'll die, or wind up trapped screaming in a dusty and forgotten corner of my own mind, is there?
[17:12:50] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Because I have a date tomorrow.
[17:13:08] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Highly unlikely.
[17:13:55] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Oh good.
[17:14:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: The dying even more so. If you die, the session would just end.
[17:14:20] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Like dying in a dream?
[17:14:55] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Not entirely unlike that.
[17:15:16] Pieguytablet: Lacey: OK, nothing like the Matrix. What about the dusty forgotten corner thing?
[17:16:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I'm pretty sure that wouldn't happen by accident.
[17:16:30] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Reassuring. *casts Greater Summon Elevator*
[17:16:43] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Well, I'll do my best not to do it on purpose.
[17:16:48] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Same here.
[17:17:01] Pieguytablet: Lacey: I appreciate that.
[17:18:08] Pieguytablet: L and D: *elevator ride, presumably!*
[17:18:17] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Yup!*
[17:18:21] NiteBrite: ( D: )
[17:18:44] Pieguytablet: Lacey's Room: *indeed contains a bed, a couch and clothing piles! One such pile is on the couch.*
[17:18:49] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *moves pile from couch to floor*
[17:19:08] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thank you.
[17:19:24] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Don't mention it. *sit*
[17:20:27] Pieguytablet: Lacey: So do I need to chant, or do yoga, or drink warm milk or something?
[17:20:39] toothsomeCameo: Dora: No, just sit down somewhere comfortable.
[17:20:47] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Check.
[17:21:35] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Her hands take on a glow like a purple-and-black lava lamp, with an oily texture and edges that bubble.*
[17:21:52] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *As does Lacey's head. They both fall into the not-sleep of THE BRAINY THING.*
[17:22:00] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Cool visual eff-*zzzzzzz*
[17:22:25] Pieguytablet: THE BRAINY THING: *Gah hot bright sunny!*
[17:22:42] toothsomeCameo: Dora: 8luh your brain is too sunny
[17:23:53] Pieguytablet: Lacey and Dora: *are standing in a desert of brilliant white sand, in the midst of a rough circle of rocky outcroppings. Ruined buildings from different eras are half-buried in the sand, and bronze dragons wheel in the sky overhead. The harsh desert sun beats down like a harsh beating thing.*
[17:23:57] Pieguytablet: Lacey: -ects.
[17:24:02] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks.
[17:24:07] Pieguytablet: Lacey: ...huh, I know this place.
[17:24:14] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Squinty face.*
[17:24:22] toothsomeCameo: Dora: You do?
[17:24:33] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Manifests herself a pair of sunglasses.*
[17:24:37] Pieguytablet: Lacey: If I know my World of Warcraft, and I do, we're in Tanaris.
[17:24:49] toothsomeCameo: Dora: What does that mean?
[17:25:47] Pieguytablet: Lacey: It's a desert in southern Kalimdor. And that... *points to the mouth of a cave, which appears to be part of the domed building embedded in the rock and is guarded by a bronze dragon* ...would be the Caverns of Time.
[17:26:21] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Sounds very dramatic.
[17:27:31] Pieguytablet: ((Link: www.wowpedia.org/images/4/40/Cav-of-time.jpg) The entrance is where that rock with the swirly thing is.)
[17:27:40] Pieguytablet: (That was taken before the Caverns were opened.)
[17:27:56] Pieguytablet: Lacey: It is, isn't it?
[17:28:11] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Kinda makes sense that this is where I'd keep my memories.
[17:28:32] toothsomeCameo: Dora: How do we get past the dragon?
[17:29:20] Pieguytablet: Lacey: We walk. He's friendly.
[17:29:27] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Right.
[17:29:34] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *commences to walk* Here's the skinny. You play any MMOs?
[17:29:53] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Twilight Valkyrie's the only one I've stuck with for more than a couple weeks.
[17:30:07] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Twilight Valkyrie 3, specifically.
[17:30:13] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Have you heard of WoW, or is that a bit before your time?
[17:30:32] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I've heard of it, but mainly in the context of people playing it until they died of dehydration.
[17:30:47] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I don't know much about the actual content beyond 'fantasy'.
[17:31:09] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *walkin' btw*
[17:31:36] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Seems accurate. Well, the Caverns are a dungeon complex. Basically the instances are all events from Warcraft history. The bronze dragons, that's these guys, want to protect the timeways, and there's a bunch of evil dragons who want to fuck them up.
[17:31:55] toothsomeCameo: Dora: What do the evil dragons look like, and how do they attack?
[17:32:45] Pieguytablet: Lacey: They're sorta greyish-black, with bluish-white highlights, and they attack with... well, magic, claws, teeth, melee weapons, that sorta thing.
[17:33:02] Pieguytablet: Lacey: They only appear in the actual instances.
[17:33:23] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *pauses at cave mouth* You know, there is a reference I have to make at this point.
[17:34:46] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *clears throat, and sings* Come with me, and walk with me, and see what we can find. Accompany me, on a journey with me. Through the wonderland in my miiiiind!
[17:34:55] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ?_?
[17:35:04] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas.
[17:35:19] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *though she's wearing sunglasses, so even if she did have question marks for eyes you couldn't see it*
[17:35:27] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Is that a Christmas movie?
[17:35:35] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Old episode of Community. I realised that there would never ever be a better chance to sing that.
[17:35:49] toothsomeCameo: Dora: You gotta do what you gotta do.
[17:35:58] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Damn straight.
[17:36:09] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *continues, into The Caverns!*
[17:36:15] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Into them!*
[17:36:31] AM|Hate: (Saph: Nerrrrrrrrrd)
[17:36:48] Pieguytablet: Cave: *is much cooler inside, and slopes gently down in a sandy-floored spiral. Occasionally the walls open up onto what appears to be deep space. Asteroids drift lazily past.*
[17:37:17] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Glances about the room.*
[17:37:35] Pieguytablet: Cave: *Also has pinkish-purple threads of energy running along the walls. Timey-wimey, presumably.*
[17:37:54] Pieguytablet: Lacey: It's a bit of a walk. Can we, like, imagine mounts or something?
[17:38:04] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Hmm.
[17:38:05] AM|Hate: (No.)
[17:38:15] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *imagine~*
[17:38:28] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *if this works, her mount will be a big white spider*
[17:38:31] Pieguytablet: Bronze Drakes: *appear!*
[17:38:39] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *well, Lacey gets a drake.*
[17:38:45] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ::::D
[17:39:08] Pieguytablet: Lacey: OK, sweet. Though I don't think that spider is canon.
[17:39:14] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I like spiders.
[17:39:23] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Spiders are, granted, pretty boss.
[17:39:49] Pieguytablet: Lacey: ...I guess my mind does contain at least one spider. I owe you a Coke.
[17:39:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Mounts mini-spidermom steed.*
[17:39:58] toothsomeCameo: Dora: That did occur to me! :D
[17:40:09] NiteBrite: (Gives Dora an I AM BOSS shirt)
[17:40:15] AM|Hate: (I think that counts as cheating, Dora.)
[17:40:19] toothsomeCameo: (Dora: *she is boss*)
[17:40:21] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Hmm. This is a flying mount, and I don't want to get too far ahead of you.
[17:40:45] Pieguytablet: Drake: *is replaced by a white ostrich-like creature with a saddle*
[17:40:46] AM|Hate: (Saph: Again; Nerrrrrrrrrrd.)
[17:40:53] Pieguytablet: (Lacey: Yup.)
[17:41:00] toothsomeCameo: Dora: What's that?
[17:41:24] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Swift White Hawkstrider. Rare drop from Kael'thas Sunstrider in Magister's Terrace, but only on Heroic.
[17:41:50] NiteBrite: (Wrong, its secretly the Fat Chocobo)
[17:41:53] AM|Hate: (Saph: It's like you want to be mocked.)
[17:42:08] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Anyway. Onward and downward!
[17:42:19] Pieguytablet: Lacey and Dora: Descend.
[17:42:24] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Rides spidersteed!*
[17:42:36] toothsomeCameo: ( Dora: Ride.)
[17:43:15] Pieguytablet: ((Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh4mAANflbk&feature=youtube_gdata_player) The.)
[17:44:47] Pieguytablet: Cave: *eventually opens up onto a huge chamber, with quite a few dragons and elves who are probably shapeshifted dragons. There is a huge and really complicated hourglassy thing on a raised bit in the centre of the room.*
[17:45:07] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Eyes hourglassy thing.*
[17:45:16] toothsomeCameo: Dora: What's the big hourglassy thing do?
[17:45:33] Pieguytablet: Lacey: No idea. It's probably a clock.
[17:45:39] Pieguytablet: ((Link: www.wowpedia.org/images/e/ed/CoT.jpg))
[17:46:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Huh. It looked significant.
[17:46:56] Pieguytablet: Cave: *Three large tunnels branch off. In order from left to right, they are decorated with: family photos, US army weapons and home accoutrements; high school lockers and cheerleading statues; and bits of MIT and modern Seattle, with a prominent portrait of Wilt's face. The portrait has been defaced with a moustache and glasses.*
[17:47:33] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I think we want the Moustachio Wilt one.
[17:47:38] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Just a hunch.
[17:47:55] Pieguytablet: Lacey: That seems likely.
[17:49:22] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *heads there-wards*
[17:49:33] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Spurs spidersteed in that direction.*
[17:50:15] NiteBrite: (DORA, NAME THE SPIDERSTEED)
[17:50:23] AM|Hate: (Spiderseed: FUCK YOU YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD *heads toward the high school lockers*)
[17:50:25] Pieguytablet: Invisible Wall: *Blocks access.* "That Dimension-Hopping Fuckknuckle is unavailable until you have completed Kristy Montgomery."
[17:50:33] toothsomeCameo: Dora: whaaaaaaaat
[17:50:49] Pieguytablet: Lacey: ...I think we may have an Hour of Twilight situation on our hands.
[17:50:54] toothsomeCameo: Dora: What does that mean?
[17:51:31] Pieguytablet: Lacey: There were three dungeons in the Caverns that were released with Patch 4.3 and had to be done in a certain order. End Time, then Well of Eternity, then Hour of Twilight.
[17:51:39] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Alright.
[17:51:42] AM|Hate: (Saph: It means NERRRRRRD.)
[17:52:04] NiteBrite: (Dora: Bollocks to this, I'mma just smash that wall with me trusty ol' crowsbar)
[17:52:16] toothsomeCameo: (Dora: Why am I suddenly some sort of Cockney?)
[17:52:38] Pieguytablet: Lacey: So we can't do this one until we've done... looks like that one. *points to the one with the lockers* But then we may have to do the one on the left first.
[17:52:54] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Welp, looks like we're in for a voyage through your memories.
[17:53:10] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Oh, goody.
[17:53:18] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Well, off to the first one then.
[17:54:09] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Heigh ho, spider!*
[17:54:56] Pieguytablet: First Tunnel: *is lined, as stated, with homey stuff and family portraits. The two are forced off their mounts as the tunnel slopes up, the sandy floor dissolving into an empty basement.*
[17:55:43] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Wait here, Mindfang.
[17:55:50] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *She has named the spider.*
[17:55:58] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Nice name.
[17:56:04] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks. :D
[17:56:16] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *At some point her sunglasses vanished.*
[17:56:26] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *looks around* Hey, it's my room before it was my room.
[17:56:41] toothsomeCameo: Dora: How 'bout that.
[17:57:19] AM|Hate: (Saph: Why are you all nerds.)
[17:57:28] Pieguytablet: Lacey: I moved in here when I was like fourteen. Which means this must be before I was fourteen.
[17:57:39] toothsomeCameo: Dora: That does make sense.
[17:57:55] Pieguytablet: Lacey: I try. *ascends the stairs*
[17:58:03] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Witch: Ascend.*
[17:59:17] Pieguytablet: Door: *opens onto a living room that is the very picture of early-2000s homeyness. Family photos featuring a man and a woman and a young girl, a CRT television set with said woman watching it. Said man is in the kitchen, slicing carrots.*
[18:00:22] Pieguytablet: TV: *tuned to news station, lots of blah blah about George W. Bush and the Middle East*
[18:00:29] Pieguytablet: Lacey: ...oh, jeez.
[18:01:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Hm?
[18:01:10] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Is bad news about to hit?
[18:01:14] Pieguytablet: Lacey: That's my /dead mom/ on the couch.
[18:01:23] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Ah.
[18:01:34] toothsomeCameo: (Dora: Spry for a dead fella.)
[18:01:35] AM|Hate: (And your probably dead dad in the kitchen)
[18:02:01] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Let's just go find me and see how I'm doing.
[18:02:13] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Right. Where's your actual bedroom?
[18:02:36] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Well... pre-basement, it was upstairs again. So, upstairs again we go.
[18:02:48] toothsomeCameo: Dora: To the stairs!
[18:02:57] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Ascend. Again.*
[18:03:06] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Ascend x2 combo*
[18:04:18] Pieguytablet: Lacey's Old Room: *obviously belongs to a 2003 tween. The tween herself is seated at a desk, doing homework, and looks about 11. She has longer hair than Present!Lacey, and a bright yellow exclamation mark hovering above her head.*
[18:04:45] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Even I know what to do with this. *approaches Memory!Lacey*
[18:05:55] Pieguytablet: Memory!Lacey: *turns around* Oh! Hi. I wasn't expecting visitors.
[18:06:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: We weren't really expecting to be here either.
[18:06:20] AM|Hate: (Memory!Lacey: *explodes*)
[18:11:35] Pieguytablet: Memory!Lacey: Um, I think you're here to help me. I saw a weird letter on the counter when I got home addressed to Mom, and I was gonna go ask her about it. Can you come with me?
[18:11:57] toothsomeCameo: Dora: 'kay.
[18:12:16] Pieguytablet: Quest Log: *updates with objective; there is a brief drum roll*
[18:12:37] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *didn't even know she had a quest log; has a look*
[18:12:39] AM|Hate: (Saph: Good god, woman, your brain is literally a video game.)
[18:13:03] Pieguytablet: Quest: "Lacey's Mom: Go investigate the letter."
[18:13:19] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Right.
[18:13:28] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Out the door?*
[18:13:44] Pieguytablet: Lacey: I think I might need game rehab when this is over.
[18:13:57] Pieguytablet: Baby!Lacey: *stands up and leads the way downstairs*
[18:14:24] toothsomeCameo: Dora: It would be sensible.
[18:14:40] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *follows herself downstairs*
[18:17:06] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Downstairs again!*
[18:43:24] Pieguytablet: Baby!Lacey: Mom, there's a letter for you.
[18:44:07] Pieguytablet: Lacey's Dad: Oh, yes, hon, sorry, I forgot to mention it to you. *holds it out over the counter*
[18:47:52] Pieguytablet: Letter: *is addressed to one Zoe Addison*
[18:48:13] Pieguytablet: Letter: *also bears the seal of the US Army*
[18:48:32] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Christ, that fucking letter. *shakes head*
[19:44:04] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: That was the letter that fucked everything.
[19:44:14] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Could you not put it quite like that?
[19:44:32] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: That fucked everything /up/.
[19:45:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks.
[19:46:33] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Well, let's see how it goes...
[19:46:48] AM|Hate: (Letter: *waggly eyebrows*)
[19:46:56] toothsomeCameo: (Dora: Not interested.)
[19:47:00] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: *reads letter; goes pale*
[19:47:14] Pieguytablet|: Laceydad: What is it, hon?
[19:47:21] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Three, two, one...
[19:47:29] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: They're... recalling me to active duty.
[19:48:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Excuse me if this is overly blunt, but is this how she became your /dead/ mom?
[19:48:16] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Exactly this, yes.
[19:48:23] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: They're sending me to Iraq.
[19:48:36] Pieguytablet|: Laceydad: Well... tell them no!
[19:48:48] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: I can't, you know that!
[19:49:55] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: They want me at basic training in two weeks.
[19:50:07] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ::::(
[19:50:11] Pieguytablet|: Baby!Lacey: Mom, you're leaving?
[19:50:26] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: Don't worry about it, honey. Go do your homework.
[19:50:31] Pieguytablet|: B!Lacey: But-
[19:50:39] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: Homework, Lacey.
[19:52:22] Pieguytablet|: B!Lacey: *turns to Lacey and Dora* Um. I went back upstairs after this, so I dunno what happened. But you should take that door. *points to door to under-stairs cupboard*
[19:52:33] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks for the tip!
[19:53:30] Pieguytablet|: Door: *leads not to a cupboard, but to the departures lounge at Baltimore Washington International*
[19:53:53] Pieguytablet|: Lacey; *as they step through* She'd fought in Gulf War 1, see. Honorable discharge.
[19:54:10] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Steps through door.* Makes sense.
[19:55:15] Pieguytablet|: B!Lacey: *standing with her mother, who is in army fatigues, and her father. Has a yellow question mark over her head.*
[19:55:30] toothsomeCameo: Dora: What does the question mark mean?
[19:55:47] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Turn in the quest to her. Uh, me.
[19:56:00] toothsomeCameo: Dora: You might want to stick with the third person.
[19:56:01] Pieguytablet|: Door they came through: *is now the door to the ladies' room*
[19:56:08] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Good plan.
[19:56:10] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Goes up to Little Lacey*
[19:56:31] Pieguytablet|: B!Lacey: Oh, it's you again. Some letter, huh?
[19:56:36] toothsomeCameo: Dora: No kidding.
[20:26:14] Pieguytablet|: Quest: *triumphant musical sting!*
[20:26:21] Pieguytablet|: Dora and Lacey: *gain gold and XP*
[20:26:37] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *now has some gold and XP to go with her 8 boondollars*
[20:26:52] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *has no idea what she's supposed to do with 'em*
[20:31:48] Pieguytablet|: B!Lacey: My mom catches her plane today. Could you, um, stick around?
[20:31:53] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Sure.
[20:32:13] Pieguytablet|: Quest: *accepted! drum roll*
[20:33:01] Pieguytablet|: Objective: Make sure Zoe catches her flight.
[20:33:42] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Oh good, I get to /help/ my mom get to Iraq.
[20:35:20] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: *gives B!Lacey a hug* Don't worry, Lacey love, I'll call every week.
[20:35:28] toothsomeCameo: Dora: :<
[20:35:45] Pieguytablet|: B!Lacey: Not every day? :<
[20:35:49] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: Sorry, honey, I wish I could.
[20:36:12] Pieguytablet|: Black-and-Yellow Swirly Thing: *suddenly appears behind Zoe*
[20:36:19] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: .../shit/.
[20:36:25] toothsomeCameo: Dora: o_O
[20:36:42] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: We need weapons. Like. Now.
[20:36:57] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Has a crowbar!*
[20:37:07] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Is this good enough?
[20:37:21] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: What's its DPS?
[20:37:27] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I have no idea.
[20:37:38] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Is there somewhere I can check?
[20:37:43] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: See, remember how I told you about those evil dragons who want to fuck up time?
[20:37:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: They're coming here to fuck up time?
[20:37:55] Pieguytablet|: Crowbar: *has a tooltip!*
[20:38:02] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Prods the tooltip*
[20:38:31] Pieguytablet|: Tooltip: *gives information on the crowbar's name, requirements, DPS, bonuses*
[20:38:42] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Checks the DPS and bonuses*
[20:38:44] Pieguytablet|: Evil Dragons: *appear from the swirly thing*
[20:38:51] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Yeah, this would be them.
[20:38:59] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I don't like them.
[20:39:50] toothsomeCameo: (brbzorz)
[20:40:27] Pieguytablet|: (Link: www.wowpedia.org/images/thumb/e/e8/Infinitedragonflight.JPG/1024px-Infinitedragonflight.JPG)
[20:42:47] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: I don't like that they're in my brain. Why the fuck are they in my brain?
[20:43:43] AM|Hate: (Saph: The answer is that you are a nerd.)
[20:46:53] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *imagines Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds*
[20:47:18] Pieguytablet|: Zin'rokh: *is a nifty Epic sword*
[20:47:48] Pieguytablet|: Dora's Crowbar: *has substantial DPS, and gives bonuses to Strength, Stamina, Hit Rating and Critical Strike Rating*
[20:51:52] toothsomeCameo: Dora: They're probably a metaphor for something.
[20:52:28] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: They better be a metaphor for getting their asses kicked.
[20:52:47] Pieguytablet|: ( (Link: us.battle.net/wow/en/item/64377)http://us.battle.net/wow/en/item/64377 )
[20:53:00] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I think they're a metaphor for how the memory is a really unhappy one.
[20:53:05] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Readies crowbar*
[20:54:36] Pieguytablet|: Lead Infinite Dragonkin: Why do you seek to preserve this memory? Let your mother miss her flight. *has a really echo-y voice*
[20:54:48] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ::::/
[20:55:10] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: How about /fuck you/.
[20:55:27] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Not the best one-liner, but it'll work.
[20:55:55] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *charges the trio of Infinites*
[20:56:03] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Charges in as well!*
[20:58:16] Pieguytablet|: Quest Info: *Wave 1/3*
[20:58:38] toothsomeCameo: Dora: oh gr8
[20:58:38] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *Crusader Strike on Infinite leader! She is a paladin, apparently*
[20:58:55] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *I don't have the first clue what WoW class she would be*
[20:59:20] Pieguytablet|: (Use her TVIII class, probably, 'cause that's what she knows.)
[20:59:34] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Magic Knight it is then!*
[20:59:58] Pieguytablet|: (Which I think is pretty much equivalent to Paladin, mechanically)
[21:00:14] toothsomeCameo: (Seems fairly likely.)
[21:01:30] Pieguytablet|: Infinites: *they appear to be two warriors and a mage. The leader is a warrior, and focuses on Lacey; the other warrior on Dora. Lacey has the highest threat, and thus the mage also attacks her.*
[21:01:47] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *8RING IT ON*
[21:03:51] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *pitched battle with leader* Armour, if you can think of some! *has already imagined Battleplate of Radiant Glory, what looks like this (Link: www.wowpedia.org/images/9/97/Tier_13_Paladin_Official_Preview.jpg)*
[21:04:49] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Armor!!!!!!!! She gets... a blue HEV suit from Half-Life.*
[21:05:33] AM|Hate: (Saph: Dora, I think you've missed the game that Lacey's brain is going for.)
[21:05:38] AM|Hate: (Saph: Just a smidge)
[21:05:45] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Can you heal? Let me know if you need heals! *takes a club to the head and retaliates with Crusader Strike*
[21:06:11] toothsomeCameo: (Dora: >_>; I was in a hurry. At least it wasn't the Ancestral Awakening outfit.)
[21:06:38] AM|Hate: (Saph: 's okay. I'd just turn myself into a jedi to go with the lightsabre.
[21:06:39] AM|Hate: )
[21:06:58] toothsomeCameo: (Apparently I got the class name wrong; it's Mystic Swordswoman, not Magic Knight.)
[21:07:16] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Uses her crowbar to bash and block blows.* Yeah, I have a couple healing spells.
[21:08:33] Pieguytablet|: Infinite Mage: *hits Dora with Frostbolt, which slows movement speed. The prick.*
[21:08:42] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *what a dick*
[21:08:58] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *she doesn't rely -heavily- on speed, at least*
[21:09:32] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *Templar's Verdict! Lotsa damage.*
[21:09:49] iFawe: (Lacey's brain is a WoW dungeon.)
[21:09:57] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Bludgeonmotif: Anticitizen's Wrath*
[21:10:00] toothsomeCameo: (Yes.)
[21:10:05] toothsomeCameo: (Yes, you are correct.)
[21:10:11] Pieguytablet|: (No, Lacey's Brain is SEVERAL WoW dungeons)
[21:12:03] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *casts Repentance on the mage, which stuns him and keeps him off Dora's ass*
[21:12:35] AM|Hate: (Saph's brain is a level from psychonauts. What's your point?)
[21:14:12] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *also keeps beating up on her target*
[21:15:08] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Does her best Gordon Freeman impression.*
[21:15:26] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Which is to say she beats the dudes with a crowbar while not saying anything.*
[21:15:30] NiteBrite: (She gets wepon)
[21:15:38] Pieguytablet|: Both Warriors: *get dead*
[21:15:39] toothsomeCameo: (That's John Freeman.)
[21:15:45] Pieguytablet|: Mage: *is vulnerable and squishy*
[21:16:28] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Shoot the mage!
[21:16:48] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Better idea. *slices and dices the mage instead*
[21:17:48] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Bashes the mage in the head.*
[21:18:05] Pieguytablet|: Mage: *spells cannot compete with head-bashing! Dies.*
[21:18:10] toothsomeCameo: Dora: :D
[21:18:21] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *loots bodies; comes up with gold and embersilk cloth*
[21:19:03] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Need heals before Wave 2?
[21:19:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Sounds good.
[21:20:00] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *expends her stored holy power and casts WORD OF GLORY, what heals Dora up good*
[21:20:19] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks.
[21:20:46] Pieguytablet|: Second Swirly Thing: *appears*
[21:20:49] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Here we go.
[21:22:09] Pieguytablet|: Two Infinite Drakes: *emerge from the temporal rift, which is in fact what it is*
[21:23:29] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Here we go. *Readies crowbar*
[21:27:59] Pieguytablet: Infinite Drakes: *attack!*
[21:29:20] Pieguytablet: Drakes: *are whelps, actually*
[21:29:42] Pieguytablet: Whelps: *so that solves the donut/Dalek problem*
[21:29:47] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Whelps, meet crowbar. I'm sure you'll be great friends.*
[21:30:01] AM|Hate: (Welps, even.)
[21:30:35] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *time to destroy their worlds with Zin'rokh*
[21:31:45] AM|Hate: (That's what she said.)
[21:31:56] iFawe: (I'm proud that no one is making Onyxia Wipe Video jokes.)
[21:32:02] toothsomeCameo: (I was tempted.)
[21:32:35] Pieguytablet: Whelps: *go down easy, but then more whelps*
[21:32:50] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *BASH ALL THE WHELPS*
[21:33:15] Pieguytablet: Whelps: *are soon replaced by another three whelps jesus christ*
[21:33:29] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *argh more whelp-bashing*
[21:33:38] Pieguytablet: Whelps: *DEAD.*
[21:33:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *yaaaaaaaay*
[21:33:55] Pieguytablet: Rift: *despawns*
[21:34:08] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Get ready. I think we might have a boss incoming.
[21:34:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Goody.
[21:34:20] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *uses one of her heals on herself*
[21:34:32] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Divine Light on herself*
[21:34:44] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Oh, almost forgot. *buffs with Blessing of Kings*
[21:37:16] Pieguytablet: Blessing: *5% boost to Strength, Stamina, Agility and Intellect! Also increases resistances!*
[21:37:23] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Woo*
[21:37:39] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *sets Devotion Aura, which boosts her and Dora's armour*
[21:37:44] Pieguytablet: Rift: *appears*
[21:38:19] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Ready?
[21:42:01] Pieguytablet: Rift: *disgorges a... yes that is definitely a large drake*
[21:42:10] Pieguytablet: Boss: YOUR MEMORIES AERE FORFEIT!
[21:42:12] Pieguytablet: *are
[21:42:19] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Rolls her eyes*
[21:42:36] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Let's do this! LACEEEEEEEY! ADDISOOOOOON!
[21:42:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Resists urge to facepalm, rushes in with Lacey*
[21:42:54] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *AVENGING WRATH! Glowy gold wings on her back!*
[21:43:15] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *summons GUARDIAN OF ANCIENT KINGS, what is a glowy dude in armour that fights alongside her*
[21:43:37] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *She's got a bit of magic and a bashy crowbar.*
[21:44:07] Pieguytablet: Drake: *Sand Breath!*
[21:46:56] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Blocks it with a shield spell*
[21:49:05] Pieguytablet: Drake: *casts Impending Doom on Dora, which does 750 damage every three seconds*
[21:49:13] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *oh crud*
[21:49:26] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *stabby slicey wahey!*
[21:49:50] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Bashy smashy*
[21:49:54] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Divine Purpose triggers! Sends a Word of Glory Dora's way*
[21:50:00] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *yay heals*
[21:50:28] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Art of War triggers! Zaps drake with an Exorcism*
[21:50:42] Pieguytablet: Drake: *Sand Breath! Cone of arcane damage! Oh noes!*
[21:52:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Well, her shield spell is toast.*
[21:53:00] Pieguytablet: Drake: *Goes for Dora like a muffuckin' bloodhound*
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[21:53:32] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *aaaaaaaargh gets another shield spell up and casts Confusion on the drake*
[21:53:45] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Taunts drake off Dora like a pro*
[21:54:10] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *takes a Sand Breath to the everything*
[21:57:05] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Divine Shield on Dora! She is safe from all damage for eight seconds! But her own damage is halved!*
[21:57:22] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Casts a heal on Lacey*
[21:57:53] Pieguytablet: Guardian: *despawns, hitting drake for more damage*
[21:58:29] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Nice heals, keep it up!
[21:58:37] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks!
[21:58:56] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *confusing the drake doesn't seem to have done much; she hits it again*
[21:59:14] Pieguytablet: Drake: *cannot get through Dora's shield, nyaaaah*
[21:59:21] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *ha ha ha*
[22:02:08] Pieguytablet: Drake: *whittled down to low health!*
[22:02:14] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Hammer of Wrath!*
[22:05:57] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Hits it again.*
[22:07:12] Pieguytablet: Drake: Graaaah! Why... do you not... save her?! *dead*
[22:07:29] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Hey, I don't want to mess up her memories.
[22:08:26] Pieguytablet: PA system: Final boarding call for Flight Blah blah blah..
[22:08:47] Pieguytablet: Zoe: That's me. OK. I love you, Mike. And Lacey, I swear I'll call as often as I can.
[22:10:46] Pieguytablet: Drake: *loot consists of some gold, and a ring called Addison Wedding Ring, which gives bonuses to Intellect and Spirit*
[22:11:32] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *rolls Greed on the ring*
[22:15:00] Pieguytablet: Zoe: *one last hug for Mike and B!Lacey, then departs for the gate*
[22:15:14] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Aaaaand that's the last time I saw her.
[22:16:29] Pieguytablet: B!Lacey: *has sprouted the question mark again*
[22:17:16] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Approaches Question Mark Lacey.*
[22:17:33] Pieguytablet: B!Lacey: I hope she really does call.
[22:19:18] Pieguytablet: Quest: *complete! More gold and XP! Also triumphant music!*
[22:24:09] Pieguytablet: B!Lacey: I think you want that door. *points to door marked NO ADMITTANCE*
[22:25:06] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Right.
[22:25:11] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Opens door*
[22:26:35] Pieguytablet: Door: *opens back onto the Addison living room. B!Lacey is watching Saturday morning cartoons; Mike is having a coffee.*
[22:26:49] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Hangs around and observes, still in the HEV suit.*
[22:27:26] Pieguytablet: Lacey: ...fuck, I remember this episode.
[22:27:32] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Hm?
[22:27:33] Pieguytablet: TV: *is playing Sailor Moon*
[22:27:49] Pieguytablet: Lacey: This is the one I was watching when-
[22:27:57] Pieguytablet: Door: *is knocked upon*
[22:28:07] AM|Hate: (Lacey: I hate this episode. CHANGE THE FUCKIN CHANNEL YOU DUMB KID)
[22:28:19] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Yeah, I was expecting that sentence to get interrupted.
[22:28:22] Pieguytablet: (Lacey: GODDAMN NEGAVERSE CRAP)
[22:28:38] Pieguytablet: Mike: Could you get that, Lace?
[22:29:03] Pieguytablet: B!Lacey: *goes to get door*
[22:31:04] Pieguytablet: Door: *has a very sombre-looking chap in military uniform behind it*
[22:31:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Welp.
[22:31:20] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Yup.
[22:31:39] Pieguytablet: Army Guy: Is your father at home?
[22:31:50] Pieguytablet: B!Lacey: Dad! Army guy for you!
[22:32:01] Pieguytablet: Mike: *goes to door*
[22:32:16] Pieguytablet: AG: Michael Addison, spouse of Zoe Addison?
[22:32:32] Pieguytablet: Mike: Yes... what's this about?
[22:33:18] Pieguytablet: AG: I'm Colonel Blahblah, United States Army. I... regret to inform you that there was an IED incident outside of Baghdad. Your wife was involved.
[22:33:32] AM|Hate: (Saph: ... Colonel Blahblah?)
[22:33:41] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Could never remember the fucker's exact name.
[22:34:13] Pieguytablet: Mike: ...Oh, God, is... she OK?
[22:34:53] Pieguytablet: AG: *pause* She was killed instantly. I am very sorry, sir.
[22:34:58] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Like hell he was.
[22:35:08] toothsomeCameo: Dora: :(
[22:35:35] Pieguytablet: AG: You will be receiving widower's benefits, she was a hero to her blah blah blah blah blah...
[22:36:25] Pieguytablet: B!Lacey: That door over there. Please?
[22:36:34] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Stopped paying attention here? *Goes to the door.*
[22:36:52] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Well, what else was there to pay attention to?
[22:37:23] Pieguytablet: Lacey: So yeah, angst /and/ spiders. Owe you a Coke.
[22:38:29] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks.
[22:39:42] Pieguytablet: Door: *exits onto a churchyard, with mourners. The day is, ironically, bright and sunny.*
[22:41:42] Pieguytablet: Coffin: *is carried to the grave under honour guard*
[22:42:01] Pieguytablet: Lacey: I always expected funerals to be rainy. Too much TV.
[22:42:21] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Yeah, it's the best kind of weather for being sad.
[22:42:58] Pieguytablet: Rift: *starts swirling*
[22:43:03] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Oh, HELL fucking no.
[22:43:06] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Not again...
[22:43:17] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *at least she still has the HEV suit on*
[22:43:30] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Goddamn infinite fuckholes are not ruining my mother's funeral.
[22:43:45] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Zin'rokh, bitches.*
[22:43:56] iFawe: (Too many video games rot your brain.)
[22:44:00] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Crowbartiem*
[22:44:06] MobileSuitGundamFrank: (nope)
[22:44:23] Pieguytablet: Infinite dragonspawn: *emerge from rift, only to be immediately stabbed up.*
[23:37:17] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *stabs up first available Infinite*
[17:03:54] Pieguytablet: Lacey: So anyway, where would be the best place for this brain thing?
[17:04:02] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Your room?
[17:04:07] toothsomeCameo: Dora: The rec room would work too.
[17:04:25] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Anywhere we can flop across some furniture.
[17:04:27] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Nobody's going to Sharpie our faces if we use the rec room, are they?
[17:04:50] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ........Most of the people who would are on vacation, but you make a good point.
[17:05:13] Pieguytablet: Lacey: My room it is.
[17:06:30] Pieguytablet: Lacey: There's a couch, and a bed, and various clothing piles.
[17:06:41] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I think I'll take the couch. *Stands up*
[17:07:05] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Good plan. *also stands*
[17:07:35] AM|Hate: (Dora: *suddenly explodes*)
[17:07:44] AM|Hate: (Lacey: ... *sits back down*)
[17:07:53] Pieguytablet: (Lacey: Damn mine chairs.)
[17:08:58] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *to the elevatormobile I guess*
[17:12:46] Pieguytablet: Lacey: So there's not a significant chance I'll die, or wind up trapped screaming in a dusty and forgotten corner of my own mind, is there?
[17:12:50] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Because I have a date tomorrow.
[17:13:08] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Highly unlikely.
[17:13:55] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Oh good.
[17:14:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: The dying even more so. If you die, the session would just end.
[17:14:20] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Like dying in a dream?
[17:14:55] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Not entirely unlike that.
[17:15:16] Pieguytablet: Lacey: OK, nothing like the Matrix. What about the dusty forgotten corner thing?
[17:16:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I'm pretty sure that wouldn't happen by accident.
[17:16:30] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Reassuring. *casts Greater Summon Elevator*
[17:16:43] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Well, I'll do my best not to do it on purpose.
[17:16:48] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Same here.
[17:17:01] Pieguytablet: Lacey: I appreciate that.
[17:18:08] Pieguytablet: L and D: *elevator ride, presumably!*
[17:18:17] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Yup!*
[17:18:21] NiteBrite: ( D: )
[17:18:44] Pieguytablet: Lacey's Room: *indeed contains a bed, a couch and clothing piles! One such pile is on the couch.*
[17:18:49] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *moves pile from couch to floor*
[17:19:08] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thank you.
[17:19:24] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Don't mention it. *sit*
[17:20:27] Pieguytablet: Lacey: So do I need to chant, or do yoga, or drink warm milk or something?
[17:20:39] toothsomeCameo: Dora: No, just sit down somewhere comfortable.
[17:20:47] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Check.
[17:21:35] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Her hands take on a glow like a purple-and-black lava lamp, with an oily texture and edges that bubble.*
[17:21:52] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *As does Lacey's head. They both fall into the not-sleep of THE BRAINY THING.*
[17:22:00] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Cool visual eff-*zzzzzzz*
[17:22:25] Pieguytablet: THE BRAINY THING: *Gah hot bright sunny!*
[17:22:42] toothsomeCameo: Dora: 8luh your brain is too sunny
[17:23:53] Pieguytablet: Lacey and Dora: *are standing in a desert of brilliant white sand, in the midst of a rough circle of rocky outcroppings. Ruined buildings from different eras are half-buried in the sand, and bronze dragons wheel in the sky overhead. The harsh desert sun beats down like a harsh beating thing.*
[17:23:57] Pieguytablet: Lacey: -ects.
[17:24:02] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks.
[17:24:07] Pieguytablet: Lacey: ...huh, I know this place.
[17:24:14] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Squinty face.*
[17:24:22] toothsomeCameo: Dora: You do?
[17:24:33] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Manifests herself a pair of sunglasses.*
[17:24:37] Pieguytablet: Lacey: If I know my World of Warcraft, and I do, we're in Tanaris.
[17:24:49] toothsomeCameo: Dora: What does that mean?
[17:25:47] Pieguytablet: Lacey: It's a desert in southern Kalimdor. And that... *points to the mouth of a cave, which appears to be part of the domed building embedded in the rock and is guarded by a bronze dragon* ...would be the Caverns of Time.
[17:26:21] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Sounds very dramatic.
[17:27:31] Pieguytablet: ((Link: www.wowpedia.org/images/4/40/Cav-of-time.jpg) The entrance is where that rock with the swirly thing is.)
[17:27:40] Pieguytablet: (That was taken before the Caverns were opened.)
[17:27:56] Pieguytablet: Lacey: It is, isn't it?
[17:28:11] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Kinda makes sense that this is where I'd keep my memories.
[17:28:32] toothsomeCameo: Dora: How do we get past the dragon?
[17:29:20] Pieguytablet: Lacey: We walk. He's friendly.
[17:29:27] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Right.
[17:29:34] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *commences to walk* Here's the skinny. You play any MMOs?
[17:29:53] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Twilight Valkyrie's the only one I've stuck with for more than a couple weeks.
[17:30:07] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Twilight Valkyrie 3, specifically.
[17:30:13] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Have you heard of WoW, or is that a bit before your time?
[17:30:32] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I've heard of it, but mainly in the context of people playing it until they died of dehydration.
[17:30:47] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I don't know much about the actual content beyond 'fantasy'.
[17:31:09] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *walkin' btw*
[17:31:36] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Seems accurate. Well, the Caverns are a dungeon complex. Basically the instances are all events from Warcraft history. The bronze dragons, that's these guys, want to protect the timeways, and there's a bunch of evil dragons who want to fuck them up.
[17:31:55] toothsomeCameo: Dora: What do the evil dragons look like, and how do they attack?
[17:32:45] Pieguytablet: Lacey: They're sorta greyish-black, with bluish-white highlights, and they attack with... well, magic, claws, teeth, melee weapons, that sorta thing.
[17:33:02] Pieguytablet: Lacey: They only appear in the actual instances.
[17:33:23] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *pauses at cave mouth* You know, there is a reference I have to make at this point.
[17:34:46] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *clears throat, and sings* Come with me, and walk with me, and see what we can find. Accompany me, on a journey with me. Through the wonderland in my miiiiind!
[17:34:55] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ?_?
[17:35:04] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas.
[17:35:19] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *though she's wearing sunglasses, so even if she did have question marks for eyes you couldn't see it*
[17:35:27] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Is that a Christmas movie?
[17:35:35] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Old episode of Community. I realised that there would never ever be a better chance to sing that.
[17:35:49] toothsomeCameo: Dora: You gotta do what you gotta do.
[17:35:58] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Damn straight.
[17:36:09] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *continues, into The Caverns!*
[17:36:15] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Into them!*
[17:36:31] AM|Hate: (Saph: Nerrrrrrrrrd)
[17:36:48] Pieguytablet: Cave: *is much cooler inside, and slopes gently down in a sandy-floored spiral. Occasionally the walls open up onto what appears to be deep space. Asteroids drift lazily past.*
[17:37:17] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Glances about the room.*
[17:37:35] Pieguytablet: Cave: *Also has pinkish-purple threads of energy running along the walls. Timey-wimey, presumably.*
[17:37:54] Pieguytablet: Lacey: It's a bit of a walk. Can we, like, imagine mounts or something?
[17:38:04] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Hmm.
[17:38:05] AM|Hate: (No.)
[17:38:15] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *imagine~*
[17:38:28] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *if this works, her mount will be a big white spider*
[17:38:31] Pieguytablet: Bronze Drakes: *appear!*
[17:38:39] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *well, Lacey gets a drake.*
[17:38:45] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ::::D
[17:39:08] Pieguytablet: Lacey: OK, sweet. Though I don't think that spider is canon.
[17:39:14] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I like spiders.
[17:39:23] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Spiders are, granted, pretty boss.
[17:39:49] Pieguytablet: Lacey: ...I guess my mind does contain at least one spider. I owe you a Coke.
[17:39:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Mounts mini-spidermom steed.*
[17:39:58] toothsomeCameo: Dora: That did occur to me! :D
[17:40:09] NiteBrite: (Gives Dora an I AM BOSS shirt)
[17:40:15] AM|Hate: (I think that counts as cheating, Dora.)
[17:40:19] toothsomeCameo: (Dora: *she is boss*)
[17:40:21] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Hmm. This is a flying mount, and I don't want to get too far ahead of you.
[17:40:45] Pieguytablet: Drake: *is replaced by a white ostrich-like creature with a saddle*
[17:40:46] AM|Hate: (Saph: Again; Nerrrrrrrrrrd.)
[17:40:53] Pieguytablet: (Lacey: Yup.)
[17:41:00] toothsomeCameo: Dora: What's that?
[17:41:24] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Swift White Hawkstrider. Rare drop from Kael'thas Sunstrider in Magister's Terrace, but only on Heroic.
[17:41:50] NiteBrite: (Wrong, its secretly the Fat Chocobo)
[17:41:53] AM|Hate: (Saph: It's like you want to be mocked.)
[17:42:08] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Anyway. Onward and downward!
[17:42:19] Pieguytablet:
[17:42:24] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Rides spidersteed!*
[17:42:36] toothsomeCameo: (
[17:43:15] Pieguytablet: ((Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh4mAANflbk&feature=youtube_gdata_player) The
[17:44:47] Pieguytablet: Cave: *eventually opens up onto a huge chamber, with quite a few dragons and elves who are probably shapeshifted dragons. There is a huge and really complicated hourglassy thing on a raised bit in the centre of the room.*
[17:45:07] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Eyes hourglassy thing.*
[17:45:16] toothsomeCameo: Dora: What's the big hourglassy thing do?
[17:45:33] Pieguytablet: Lacey: No idea. It's probably a clock.
[17:45:39] Pieguytablet: ((Link: www.wowpedia.org/images/e/ed/CoT.jpg))
[17:46:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Huh. It looked significant.
[17:46:56] Pieguytablet: Cave: *Three large tunnels branch off. In order from left to right, they are decorated with: family photos, US army weapons and home accoutrements; high school lockers and cheerleading statues; and bits of MIT and modern Seattle, with a prominent portrait of Wilt's face. The portrait has been defaced with a moustache and glasses.*
[17:47:33] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I think we want the Moustachio Wilt one.
[17:47:38] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Just a hunch.
[17:47:55] Pieguytablet: Lacey: That seems likely.
[17:49:22] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *heads there-wards*
[17:49:33] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Spurs spidersteed in that direction.*
[17:50:15] NiteBrite: (DORA, NAME THE SPIDERSTEED)
[17:50:23] AM|Hate: (Spiderseed: FUCK YOU YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD *heads toward the high school lockers*)
[17:50:25] Pieguytablet: Invisible Wall: *Blocks access.* "That Dimension-Hopping Fuckknuckle is unavailable until you have completed Kristy Montgomery."
[17:50:33] toothsomeCameo: Dora: whaaaaaaaat
[17:50:49] Pieguytablet: Lacey: ...I think we may have an Hour of Twilight situation on our hands.
[17:50:54] toothsomeCameo: Dora: What does that mean?
[17:51:31] Pieguytablet: Lacey: There were three dungeons in the Caverns that were released with Patch 4.3 and had to be done in a certain order. End Time, then Well of Eternity, then Hour of Twilight.
[17:51:39] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Alright.
[17:51:42] AM|Hate: (Saph: It means NERRRRRRD.)
[17:52:04] NiteBrite: (Dora: Bollocks to this, I'mma just smash that wall with me trusty ol' crowsbar)
[17:52:16] toothsomeCameo: (Dora: Why am I suddenly some sort of Cockney?)
[17:52:38] Pieguytablet: Lacey: So we can't do this one until we've done... looks like that one. *points to the one with the lockers* But then we may have to do the one on the left first.
[17:52:54] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Welp, looks like we're in for a voyage through your memories.
[17:53:10] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Oh, goody.
[17:53:18] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Well, off to the first one then.
[17:54:09] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Heigh ho, spider!*
[17:54:56] Pieguytablet: First Tunnel: *is lined, as stated, with homey stuff and family portraits. The two are forced off their mounts as the tunnel slopes up, the sandy floor dissolving into an empty basement.*
[17:55:43] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Wait here, Mindfang.
[17:55:50] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *She has named the spider.*
[17:55:58] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Nice name.
[17:56:04] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks. :D
[17:56:16] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *At some point her sunglasses vanished.*
[17:56:26] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *looks around* Hey, it's my room before it was my room.
[17:56:41] toothsomeCameo: Dora: How 'bout that.
[17:57:19] AM|Hate: (Saph: Why are you all nerds.)
[17:57:28] Pieguytablet: Lacey: I moved in here when I was like fourteen. Which means this must be before I was fourteen.
[17:57:39] toothsomeCameo: Dora: That does make sense.
[17:57:55] Pieguytablet: Lacey: I try. *ascends the stairs*
[17:58:03] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Witch: Ascend.*
[17:59:17] Pieguytablet: Door: *opens onto a living room that is the very picture of early-2000s homeyness. Family photos featuring a man and a woman and a young girl, a CRT television set with said woman watching it. Said man is in the kitchen, slicing carrots.*
[18:00:22] Pieguytablet: TV: *tuned to news station, lots of blah blah about George W. Bush and the Middle East*
[18:00:29] Pieguytablet: Lacey: ...oh, jeez.
[18:01:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Hm?
[18:01:10] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Is bad news about to hit?
[18:01:14] Pieguytablet: Lacey: That's my /dead mom/ on the couch.
[18:01:23] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Ah.
[18:01:34] toothsomeCameo: (Dora: Spry for a dead fella.)
[18:01:35] AM|Hate: (And your probably dead dad in the kitchen)
[18:02:01] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Let's just go find me and see how I'm doing.
[18:02:13] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Right. Where's your actual bedroom?
[18:02:36] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Well... pre-basement, it was upstairs again. So, upstairs again we go.
[18:02:48] toothsomeCameo: Dora: To the stairs!
[18:02:57] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Ascend. Again.*
[18:03:06] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Ascend x2 combo*
[18:04:18] Pieguytablet: Lacey's Old Room: *obviously belongs to a 2003 tween. The tween herself is seated at a desk, doing homework, and looks about 11. She has longer hair than Present!Lacey, and a bright yellow exclamation mark hovering above her head.*
[18:04:45] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Even I know what to do with this. *approaches Memory!Lacey*
[18:05:55] Pieguytablet: Memory!Lacey: *turns around* Oh! Hi. I wasn't expecting visitors.
[18:06:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: We weren't really expecting to be here either.
[18:06:20] AM|Hate: (Memory!Lacey: *explodes*)
[18:11:35] Pieguytablet: Memory!Lacey: Um, I think you're here to help me. I saw a weird letter on the counter when I got home addressed to Mom, and I was gonna go ask her about it. Can you come with me?
[18:11:57] toothsomeCameo: Dora: 'kay.
[18:12:16] Pieguytablet: Quest Log: *updates with objective; there is a brief drum roll*
[18:12:37] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *didn't even know she had a quest log; has a look*
[18:12:39] AM|Hate: (Saph: Good god, woman, your brain is literally a video game.)
[18:13:03] Pieguytablet: Quest: "Lacey's Mom: Go investigate the letter."
[18:13:19] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Right.
[18:13:28] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Out the door?*
[18:13:44] Pieguytablet: Lacey: I think I might need game rehab when this is over.
[18:13:57] Pieguytablet: Baby!Lacey: *stands up and leads the way downstairs*
[18:14:24] toothsomeCameo: Dora: It would be sensible.
[18:14:40] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *follows herself downstairs*
[18:17:06] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Downstairs again!*
[18:43:24] Pieguytablet: Baby!Lacey: Mom, there's a letter for you.
[18:44:07] Pieguytablet: Lacey's Dad: Oh, yes, hon, sorry, I forgot to mention it to you. *holds it out over the counter*
[18:47:52] Pieguytablet: Letter: *is addressed to one Zoe Addison*
[18:48:13] Pieguytablet: Letter: *also bears the seal of the US Army*
[18:48:32] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Christ, that fucking letter. *shakes head*
[19:44:04] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: That was the letter that fucked everything.
[19:44:14] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Could you not put it quite like that?
[19:44:32] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: That fucked everything /up/.
[19:45:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks.
[19:46:33] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Well, let's see how it goes...
[19:46:48] AM|Hate: (Letter: *waggly eyebrows*)
[19:46:56] toothsomeCameo: (Dora: Not interested.)
[19:47:00] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: *reads letter; goes pale*
[19:47:14] Pieguytablet|: Laceydad: What is it, hon?
[19:47:21] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Three, two, one...
[19:47:29] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: They're... recalling me to active duty.
[19:48:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Excuse me if this is overly blunt, but is this how she became your /dead/ mom?
[19:48:16] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Exactly this, yes.
[19:48:23] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: They're sending me to Iraq.
[19:48:36] Pieguytablet|: Laceydad: Well... tell them no!
[19:48:48] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: I can't, you know that!
[19:49:55] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: They want me at basic training in two weeks.
[19:50:07] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ::::(
[19:50:11] Pieguytablet|: Baby!Lacey: Mom, you're leaving?
[19:50:26] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: Don't worry about it, honey. Go do your homework.
[19:50:31] Pieguytablet|: B!Lacey: But-
[19:50:39] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: Homework, Lacey.
[19:52:22] Pieguytablet|: B!Lacey: *turns to Lacey and Dora* Um. I went back upstairs after this, so I dunno what happened. But you should take that door. *points to door to under-stairs cupboard*
[19:52:33] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks for the tip!
[19:53:30] Pieguytablet|: Door: *leads not to a cupboard, but to the departures lounge at Baltimore Washington International*
[19:53:53] Pieguytablet|: Lacey; *as they step through* She'd fought in Gulf War 1, see. Honorable discharge.
[19:54:10] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Steps through door.* Makes sense.
[19:55:15] Pieguytablet|: B!Lacey: *standing with her mother, who is in army fatigues, and her father. Has a yellow question mark over her head.*
[19:55:30] toothsomeCameo: Dora: What does the question mark mean?
[19:55:47] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Turn in the quest to her. Uh, me.
[19:56:00] toothsomeCameo: Dora: You might want to stick with the third person.
[19:56:01] Pieguytablet|: Door they came through: *is now the door to the ladies' room*
[19:56:08] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Good plan.
[19:56:10] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Goes up to Little Lacey*
[19:56:31] Pieguytablet|: B!Lacey: Oh, it's you again. Some letter, huh?
[19:56:36] toothsomeCameo: Dora: No kidding.
[20:26:14] Pieguytablet|: Quest: *triumphant musical sting!*
[20:26:21] Pieguytablet|: Dora and Lacey: *gain gold and XP*
[20:26:37] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *now has some gold and XP to go with her 8 boondollars*
[20:26:52] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *has no idea what she's supposed to do with 'em*
[20:31:48] Pieguytablet|: B!Lacey: My mom catches her plane today. Could you, um, stick around?
[20:31:53] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Sure.
[20:32:13] Pieguytablet|: Quest: *accepted! drum roll*
[20:33:01] Pieguytablet|: Objective: Make sure Zoe catches her flight.
[20:33:42] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Oh good, I get to /help/ my mom get to Iraq.
[20:35:20] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: *gives B!Lacey a hug* Don't worry, Lacey love, I'll call every week.
[20:35:28] toothsomeCameo: Dora: :<
[20:35:45] Pieguytablet|: B!Lacey: Not every day? :<
[20:35:49] Pieguytablet|: Zoe: Sorry, honey, I wish I could.
[20:36:12] Pieguytablet|: Black-and-Yellow Swirly Thing: *suddenly appears behind Zoe*
[20:36:19] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: .../shit/.
[20:36:25] toothsomeCameo: Dora: o_O
[20:36:42] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: We need weapons. Like. Now.
[20:36:57] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Has a crowbar!*
[20:37:07] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Is this good enough?
[20:37:21] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: What's its DPS?
[20:37:27] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I have no idea.
[20:37:38] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Is there somewhere I can check?
[20:37:43] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: See, remember how I told you about those evil dragons who want to fuck up time?
[20:37:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: They're coming here to fuck up time?
[20:37:55] Pieguytablet|: Crowbar: *has a tooltip!*
[20:38:02] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Prods the tooltip*
[20:38:31] Pieguytablet|: Tooltip: *gives information on the crowbar's name, requirements, DPS, bonuses*
[20:38:42] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Checks the DPS and bonuses*
[20:38:44] Pieguytablet|: Evil Dragons: *appear from the swirly thing*
[20:38:51] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Yeah, this would be them.
[20:38:59] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I don't like them.
[20:39:50] toothsomeCameo: (brbzorz)
[20:40:27] Pieguytablet|: (Link: www.wowpedia.org/images/thumb/e/e8/Infinitedragonflight.JPG/1024px-Infinitedragonflight.JPG)
[20:42:47] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: I don't like that they're in my brain. Why the fuck are they in my brain?
[20:43:43] AM|Hate: (Saph: The answer is that you are a nerd.)
[20:46:53] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *imagines Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds*
[20:47:18] Pieguytablet|: Zin'rokh: *is a nifty Epic sword*
[20:47:48] Pieguytablet|: Dora's Crowbar: *has substantial DPS, and gives bonuses to Strength, Stamina, Hit Rating and Critical Strike Rating*
[20:51:52] toothsomeCameo: Dora: They're probably a metaphor for something.
[20:52:28] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: They better be a metaphor for getting their asses kicked.
[20:52:47] Pieguytablet|: ( (Link: us.battle.net/wow/en/item/64377)http://us.battle.net/wow/en/item/64377 )
[20:53:00] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I think they're a metaphor for how the memory is a really unhappy one.
[20:53:05] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Readies crowbar*
[20:54:36] Pieguytablet|: Lead Infinite Dragonkin: Why do you seek to preserve this memory? Let your mother miss her flight. *has a really echo-y voice*
[20:54:48] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ::::/
[20:55:10] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: How about /fuck you/.
[20:55:27] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Not the best one-liner, but it'll work.
[20:55:55] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *charges the trio of Infinites*
[20:56:03] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Charges in as well!*
[20:58:16] Pieguytablet|: Quest Info: *Wave 1/3*
[20:58:38] toothsomeCameo: Dora: oh gr8
[20:58:38] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *Crusader Strike on Infinite leader! She is a paladin, apparently*
[20:58:55] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *I don't have the first clue what WoW class she would be*
[20:59:20] Pieguytablet|: (Use her TVIII class, probably, 'cause that's what she knows.)
[20:59:34] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Magic Knight it is then!*
[20:59:58] Pieguytablet|: (Which I think is pretty much equivalent to Paladin, mechanically)
[21:00:14] toothsomeCameo: (Seems fairly likely.)
[21:01:30] Pieguytablet|: Infinites: *they appear to be two warriors and a mage. The leader is a warrior, and focuses on Lacey; the other warrior on Dora. Lacey has the highest threat, and thus the mage also attacks her.*
[21:01:47] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *8RING IT ON*
[21:03:51] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *pitched battle with leader* Armour, if you can think of some! *has already imagined Battleplate of Radiant Glory, what looks like this (Link: www.wowpedia.org/images/9/97/Tier_13_Paladin_Official_Preview.jpg)*
[21:04:49] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Armor!!!!!!!! She gets... a blue HEV suit from Half-Life.*
[21:05:33] AM|Hate: (Saph: Dora, I think you've missed the game that Lacey's brain is going for.)
[21:05:38] AM|Hate: (Saph: Just a smidge)
[21:05:45] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Can you heal? Let me know if you need heals! *takes a club to the head and retaliates with Crusader Strike*
[21:06:11] toothsomeCameo: (Dora: >_>; I was in a hurry. At least it wasn't the Ancestral Awakening outfit.)
[21:06:38] AM|Hate: (Saph: 's okay. I'd just turn myself into a jedi to go with the lightsabre.
[21:06:39] AM|Hate: )
[21:06:58] toothsomeCameo: (Apparently I got the class name wrong; it's Mystic Swordswoman, not Magic Knight.)
[21:07:16] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Uses her crowbar to bash and block blows.* Yeah, I have a couple healing spells.
[21:08:33] Pieguytablet|: Infinite Mage: *hits Dora with Frostbolt, which slows movement speed. The prick.*
[21:08:42] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *what a dick*
[21:08:58] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *she doesn't rely -heavily- on speed, at least*
[21:09:32] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *Templar's Verdict! Lotsa damage.*
[21:09:49] iFawe: (Lacey's brain is a WoW dungeon.)
[21:09:57] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Bludgeonmotif: Anticitizen's Wrath*
[21:10:00] toothsomeCameo: (Yes.)
[21:10:05] toothsomeCameo: (Yes, you are correct.)
[21:10:11] Pieguytablet|: (No, Lacey's Brain is SEVERAL WoW dungeons)
[21:12:03] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *casts Repentance on the mage, which stuns him and keeps him off Dora's ass*
[21:12:35] AM|Hate: (Saph's brain is a level from psychonauts. What's your point?)
[21:14:12] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *also keeps beating up on her target*
[21:15:08] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Does her best Gordon Freeman impression.*
[21:15:26] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Which is to say she beats the dudes with a crowbar while not saying anything.*
[21:15:30] NiteBrite: (She gets wepon)
[21:15:38] Pieguytablet|: Both Warriors: *get dead*
[21:15:39] toothsomeCameo: (That's John Freeman.)
[21:15:45] Pieguytablet|: Mage: *is vulnerable and squishy*
[21:16:28] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Shoot the mage!
[21:16:48] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Better idea. *slices and dices the mage instead*
[21:17:48] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Bashes the mage in the head.*
[21:18:05] Pieguytablet|: Mage: *spells cannot compete with head-bashing! Dies.*
[21:18:10] toothsomeCameo: Dora: :D
[21:18:21] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *loots bodies; comes up with gold and embersilk cloth*
[21:19:03] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Need heals before Wave 2?
[21:19:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Sounds good.
[21:20:00] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: *expends her stored holy power and casts WORD OF GLORY, what heals Dora up good*
[21:20:19] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks.
[21:20:46] Pieguytablet|: Second Swirly Thing: *appears*
[21:20:49] Pieguytablet|: Lacey: Here we go.
[21:22:09] Pieguytablet|: Two Infinite Drakes: *emerge from the temporal rift, which is in fact what it is*
[21:23:29] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Here we go. *Readies crowbar*
[21:27:59] Pieguytablet: Infinite Drakes: *attack!*
[21:29:20] Pieguytablet: Drakes: *are whelps, actually*
[21:29:42] Pieguytablet: Whelps: *so that solves the donut/Dalek problem*
[21:29:47] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Whelps, meet crowbar. I'm sure you'll be great friends.*
[21:30:01] AM|Hate: (Welps, even.)
[21:30:35] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *time to destroy their worlds with Zin'rokh*
[21:31:45] AM|Hate: (That's what she said.)
[21:31:56] iFawe: (I'm proud that no one is making Onyxia Wipe Video jokes.)
[21:32:02] toothsomeCameo: (I was tempted.)
[21:32:35] Pieguytablet: Whelps: *go down easy, but then more whelps*
[21:32:50] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *BASH ALL THE WHELPS*
[21:33:15] Pieguytablet: Whelps: *are soon replaced by another three whelps jesus christ*
[21:33:29] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *argh more whelp-bashing*
[21:33:38] Pieguytablet: Whelps: *DEAD.*
[21:33:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *yaaaaaaaay*
[21:33:55] Pieguytablet: Rift: *despawns*
[21:34:08] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Get ready. I think we might have a boss incoming.
[21:34:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Goody.
[21:34:20] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *uses one of her heals on herself*
[21:34:32] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Divine Light on herself*
[21:34:44] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Oh, almost forgot. *buffs with Blessing of Kings*
[21:37:16] Pieguytablet: Blessing: *5% boost to Strength, Stamina, Agility and Intellect! Also increases resistances!*
[21:37:23] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Woo*
[21:37:39] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *sets Devotion Aura, which boosts her and Dora's armour*
[21:37:44] Pieguytablet: Rift: *appears*
[21:38:19] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Ready?
[21:42:01] Pieguytablet: Rift: *disgorges a... yes that is definitely a large drake*
[21:42:10] Pieguytablet: Boss: YOUR MEMORIES AERE FORFEIT!
[21:42:12] Pieguytablet: *are
[21:42:19] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Rolls her eyes*
[21:42:36] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Let's do this! LACEEEEEEEY! ADDISOOOOOON!
[21:42:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Resists urge to facepalm, rushes in with Lacey*
[21:42:54] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *AVENGING WRATH! Glowy gold wings on her back!*
[21:43:15] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *summons GUARDIAN OF ANCIENT KINGS, what is a glowy dude in armour that fights alongside her*
[21:43:37] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *She's got a bit of magic and a bashy crowbar.*
[21:44:07] Pieguytablet: Drake: *Sand Breath!*
[21:46:56] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Blocks it with a shield spell*
[21:49:05] Pieguytablet: Drake: *casts Impending Doom on Dora, which does 750 damage every three seconds*
[21:49:13] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *oh crud*
[21:49:26] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *stabby slicey wahey!*
[21:49:50] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Bashy smashy*
[21:49:54] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Divine Purpose triggers! Sends a Word of Glory Dora's way*
[21:50:00] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *yay heals*
[21:50:28] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Art of War triggers! Zaps drake with an Exorcism*
[21:50:42] Pieguytablet: Drake: *Sand Breath! Cone of arcane damage! Oh noes!*
[21:52:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Well, her shield spell is toast.*
[21:53:00] Pieguytablet: Drake: *Goes for Dora like a muffuckin' bloodhound*
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[21:53:32] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *aaaaaaaargh gets another shield spell up and casts Confusion on the drake*
[21:53:45] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Taunts drake off Dora like a pro*
[21:54:10] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *takes a Sand Breath to the everything*
[21:57:05] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Divine Shield on Dora! She is safe from all damage for eight seconds! But her own damage is halved!*
[21:57:22] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Casts a heal on Lacey*
[21:57:53] Pieguytablet: Guardian: *despawns, hitting drake for more damage*
[21:58:29] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Nice heals, keep it up!
[21:58:37] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks!
[21:58:56] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *confusing the drake doesn't seem to have done much; she hits it again*
[21:59:14] Pieguytablet: Drake: *cannot get through Dora's shield, nyaaaah*
[21:59:21] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *ha ha ha*
[22:02:08] Pieguytablet: Drake: *whittled down to low health!*
[22:02:14] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Hammer of Wrath!*
[22:05:57] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Hits it again.*
[22:07:12] Pieguytablet: Drake: Graaaah! Why... do you not... save her?! *dead*
[22:07:29] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Hey, I don't want to mess up her memories.
[22:08:26] Pieguytablet: PA system: Final boarding call for Flight Blah blah blah..
[22:08:47] Pieguytablet: Zoe: That's me. OK. I love you, Mike. And Lacey, I swear I'll call as often as I can.
[22:10:46] Pieguytablet: Drake: *loot consists of some gold, and a ring called Addison Wedding Ring, which gives bonuses to Intellect and Spirit*
[22:11:32] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *rolls Greed on the ring*
[22:15:00] Pieguytablet: Zoe: *one last hug for Mike and B!Lacey, then departs for the gate*
[22:15:14] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Aaaaand that's the last time I saw her.
[22:16:29] Pieguytablet: B!Lacey: *has sprouted the question mark again*
[22:17:16] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Approaches Question Mark Lacey.*
[22:17:33] Pieguytablet: B!Lacey: I hope she really does call.
[22:19:18] Pieguytablet: Quest: *complete! More gold and XP! Also triumphant music!*
[22:24:09] Pieguytablet: B!Lacey: I think you want that door. *points to door marked NO ADMITTANCE*
[22:25:06] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Right.
[22:25:11] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Opens door*
[22:26:35] Pieguytablet: Door: *opens back onto the Addison living room. B!Lacey is watching Saturday morning cartoons; Mike is having a coffee.*
[22:26:49] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Hangs around and observes, still in the HEV suit.*
[22:27:26] Pieguytablet: Lacey: ...fuck, I remember this episode.
[22:27:32] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Hm?
[22:27:33] Pieguytablet: TV: *is playing Sailor Moon*
[22:27:49] Pieguytablet: Lacey: This is the one I was watching when-
[22:27:57] Pieguytablet: Door: *is knocked upon*
[22:28:07] AM|Hate: (Lacey: I hate this episode. CHANGE THE FUCKIN CHANNEL YOU DUMB KID)
[22:28:19] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Yeah, I was expecting that sentence to get interrupted.
[22:28:22] Pieguytablet: (Lacey: GODDAMN NEGAVERSE CRAP)
[22:28:38] Pieguytablet: Mike: Could you get that, Lace?
[22:29:03] Pieguytablet: B!Lacey: *goes to get door*
[22:31:04] Pieguytablet: Door: *has a very sombre-looking chap in military uniform behind it*
[22:31:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Welp.
[22:31:20] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Yup.
[22:31:39] Pieguytablet: Army Guy: Is your father at home?
[22:31:50] Pieguytablet: B!Lacey: Dad! Army guy for you!
[22:32:01] Pieguytablet: Mike: *goes to door*
[22:32:16] Pieguytablet: AG: Michael Addison, spouse of Zoe Addison?
[22:32:32] Pieguytablet: Mike: Yes... what's this about?
[22:33:18] Pieguytablet: AG: I'm Colonel Blahblah, United States Army. I... regret to inform you that there was an IED incident outside of Baghdad. Your wife was involved.
[22:33:32] AM|Hate: (Saph: ... Colonel Blahblah?)
[22:33:41] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Could never remember the fucker's exact name.
[22:34:13] Pieguytablet: Mike: ...Oh, God, is... she OK?
[22:34:53] Pieguytablet: AG: *pause* She was killed instantly. I am very sorry, sir.
[22:34:58] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Like hell he was.
[22:35:08] toothsomeCameo: Dora: :(
[22:35:35] Pieguytablet: AG: You will be receiving widower's benefits, she was a hero to her blah blah blah blah blah...
[22:36:25] Pieguytablet: B!Lacey: That door over there. Please?
[22:36:34] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Stopped paying attention here? *Goes to the door.*
[22:36:52] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Well, what else was there to pay attention to?
[22:37:23] Pieguytablet: Lacey: So yeah, angst /and/ spiders. Owe you a Coke.
[22:38:29] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Thanks.
[22:39:42] Pieguytablet: Door: *exits onto a churchyard, with mourners. The day is, ironically, bright and sunny.*
[22:41:42] Pieguytablet: Coffin: *is carried to the grave under honour guard*
[22:42:01] Pieguytablet: Lacey: I always expected funerals to be rainy. Too much TV.
[22:42:21] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Yeah, it's the best kind of weather for being sad.
[22:42:58] Pieguytablet: Rift: *starts swirling*
[22:43:03] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Oh, HELL fucking no.
[22:43:06] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Not again...
[22:43:17] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *at least she still has the HEV suit on*
[22:43:30] Pieguytablet: Lacey: Goddamn infinite fuckholes are not ruining my mother's funeral.
[22:43:45] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *Zin'rokh, bitches.*
[22:43:56] iFawe: (Too many video games rot your brain.)
[22:44:00] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Crowbartiem*
[22:44:06] MobileSuitGundamFrank: (nope)
[22:44:23] Pieguytablet: Infinite dragonspawn: *emerge from rift, only to be immediately stabbed up.*
[23:37:17] Pieguytablet: Lacey: *stabs up first available Infinite*