Post by Cameo on Jan 3, 2013 21:08:01 GMT -5
IC Date: March 2, 2052
[14:39:21] iFawe: Wes: *Wearing green shorts!*
[14:39:36] AM|Hate: (Where is Wes?)
[14:44:47] iFawe: Wes: *In the kitchen. LURKING.*
[14:45:00] iFawe: Wes: *Lurking in shorts without clown paint.*
[14:45:09] AM|Hate: Em: *hooray! she isn't cooking for once*
[14:48:05] iFawe: Spike: * Cooked eggs!*
[14:48:47] toothsomeCameo: (...Just shorts?)
[14:48:59] AM|Hate: (... *gives wes a shirt*)
[14:49:12] iFawe: (Yes, just shorts.)
[14:49:46] AM|Hate: (You wear it on your head)
[14:49:49] AM|Hate: (Like a hat.)
[14:52:05] iFawe: Wes: *Pretty goddamn skinny. As established.*
[14:53:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Wes do you want some eggs?
[14:53:08] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Why are you only wearing shorts?
[14:54:34] iFawe: Wes: *augh so many questions he has to stop and consider ye first.*
[14:54:50] iFawe: Wes: ....uh. No, thank you.
[14:57:38] iFawe: Wes: ...What was the, uh. Second thing.
[14:57:53] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Why are you only wearing shorts?
[14:59:52] AM|Hate: Em: *okay, yeah, she's lost interest in this conversation, it's time to do some cooking*
[15:01:44] iFawe: Wes: Um. For my, uh. Costume.
[15:01:59] iFawe: Jake: Whatcha cookin', Em? :D
[15:02:04] AM|Hate: Em: Dunno!
[15:02:19] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I told you not to dress up as Lord English.
[15:02:34] iFawe: Jake: oh! Oh! Can we have Burritos? Please? :D
[15:02:48] iFawe: Wes: Um. I'm not.
[15:03:33] iFawe: Wes: *Shows 'art' of Jake English he found. Jake is wearing just shorts with bishie sparkles and all that yaoi fanatic business.*
[15:03:41] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ........
[15:03:44] AM|Hate: Em: Okay, burritos it is!
[15:03:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *facepalm* My brain hurts now. Carry on.
[15:04:06] iFawe: Jake: Yaaaaaay!
[15:04:10] iFawe: Jake: Oops. Wait.
[15:04:19] iFawe: Jake: Yaaaaaaaay!
[15:04:28] iFawe: Wes: Uh. Okay.
[15:07:30] iFawe: Wes: *Has bishie sparkles now. good job dora.*
[15:07:53] iFawe: Marjorie: *Last we saw had to go into town because Joss.*
[15:07:54] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *meh, it fits right in*
[15:08:10] iFawe: Marjorie: Saph, what do you feel like for lunch today?
[15:08:49] iFawe: Wes: *It's his own damn fault for asking Henry to find art.*
[15:10:49] iFawe: Wes: Didn't you recognize my, uh, costume. Dora.
[15:11:11] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Well, Jake English doesn't dress like that much in the actual comic.
[15:11:18] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Or sparkle, for that matter.
[15:11:25] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I think those were just artistic license.
[15:11:35] iFawe: Wes: But, my um. Art.
[15:11:42] iFawe: Wes: That Henry got for me.
[15:12:16] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *facepalms again*
[15:13:21] AM|Hate: Saph: *in the kitchen with Rory* *shrug* Dunno, whatever you want.
[15:13:37] AM|Hate: Em: *cooking burritos now!*
[15:15:15] iFawe: Marjorie: *Likely called then!* Falafel?
[15:15:15] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I would draw you a more accurate reference, but I'm an awful artist. Instead, let me show you an actual panel.
[15:15:37] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Tosses an eight-ball into the air and shatters it with her crowbar.*
[15:15:48] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Catches Turrettop.*
[15:16:04] iFawe: Wes: *Covered in bits of eight-ball.*
[15:16:06] AM|Hate: Saph: I'm not exactly dressed to go out.*literally wearing just a shirt and panties*
[15:16:18] toothsomeCameo: Dora: >_>;
[15:16:25] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Sorry about that.
[15:16:29] iFawe: Jake: You are the best girlfriend ever and I love you! :D
[15:16:49] iFawe: Wes: *Wipes face.*
[15:18:14] AM|Hate: Em: Hooray!
[15:19:03] AM|Hate: Saph: Takeout?
[15:21:25] iFawe: Marjorie: Sounds good. I'll get some before I bring Kiya and Toni back.
[15:21:51] iFawe: Jake: You are great. Burritos are great. Everything is great.
[15:21:52] AM|Hate: Saph: Okay, seeya.
[15:21:57] AM|Hate: Em: :D
[15:21:59] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Finds an iconic panel of Jake English. www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007150 *
[15:22:35] iFawe: Wes: So I need. Um. A volcano?
[15:22:42] iFawe: Jake: :D
[15:22:52] AM|Hate: Em: Wait, what did Wes just say?
[15:22:52] iFawe: Marjorie: Kart later?
[15:22:53] toothsomeCameo: Dora: The volcano is optional.
[15:23:06] toothsomeCameo: Dora: In fact you probably should not bother with the volcano.
[15:23:26] toothsomeCameo: Dora: A volcano is a big responsibility.
[15:23:34] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ...What am I even saying.
[15:23:34] AM|Hate: Em: Volcanoes are strongly discouraged!
[15:23:38] toothsomeCameo: Dora: It's true, though.
[15:27:57] iFawe: Jake: Very discouraged!
[15:28:14] iFawe: Wes: Oh. Do I need the, uh, dead person to kiss?
[15:28:22] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Nope.
[15:28:31] AM|Hate: Saph: *hangs up* Good news, I don't have to put pants on.
[15:28:39] toothsomeCameo: Rory: Yay! ^_^
[15:28:41] iFawe: Wes: That might. Uh. Annoy Ivy.
[15:28:58] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Yes. Yes it would.
[15:29:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *cannot quite quash a thought of 'especially if it was her severed head'*
[15:29:48] AM|Hate: Em: Dead people are also strongly discouraged!
[15:31:18] iFawe: Wes: *Horrified look.*
[15:31:27] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ^_^;
[15:31:38] iFawe: Wes: Uh! Um. W-where's I-Ivy?
[15:31:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ...I dunno, I haven't seen her all day.
[15:32:19] iFawe: Wes: *Looking veeeeery worried!*
[15:32:21] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *OUT SPRAY-PAINTING A WALL. No not really.*
[15:32:49] AM|Hate: Em: ...
[15:32:53] iFawe: Jake: I haven't seen her, either.
[15:32:56] AM|Hate: Em: I'll call her!
[15:33:03] AM|Hate: Em: *dials Ivy's number*
[15:33:12] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *answers on the second ring*
[15:33:15] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Hi Em.
[15:33:32] AM|Hate: Em: Hi, Ivy! Wes wants to know where you are!
[15:33:48] iFawe: Wes: Can she come here, uh, please.
[15:34:31] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Well, I noticed that I hadn't really left the cloneplex except for school recently, so I went out to sketch people in the park.
[15:34:54] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Is something wrong?
[15:34:58] AM|Hate: Em: Okay! Wes wants you to come here :<
[15:34:59] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: DID SOMEONE DIE. D:
[15:35:07] AM|Hate: Em: No, no one died!
[15:35:10] AM|Hate: Em: ... I think.
[15:35:13] iFawe: Jake: o_o
[15:35:15] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: You think?!
[15:35:23] AM|Hate: Em: Hold on. *covers the mouthpiece* Is anyone dead?
[15:35:24] iFawe: Wes: Uh. Lots of people died today. Um.
[15:35:40] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I don't know anyone who died today.
[15:36:04] iFawe: Wes: And lots were born.
[15:36:23] toothsomeCameo: (Possibly Original Jake's kid.)
[15:36:37] toothsomeCameo: (I think she was meant to arrive this month.)
[15:36:51] AM|Hate: Em: I meant anyone specific.
[15:36:59] AM|Hate: Em: Like, important people.
[15:37:08] iFawe: Wes: They were all specific and important.
[15:37:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Conversational minefield, Emerald.
[15:37:13] iFawe: Wes: :(
[15:37:24] toothsomeCameo: Dora: As far as I know, nobody we KNOW died.
[15:37:39] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: I can still hear you!!
[15:37:48] AM|Hate: Em: Ack!
[15:37:51] AM|Hate: Em: Um.
[15:38:01] iFawe: Wes: Ivy! Can you, uh, come home?
[15:38:08] AM|Hate: Em: Oh, fuck it. *just puts Ivy on speakerphone*
[15:38:21] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: So nobody died?
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[15:38:42] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Or at least no one from the clonestation?
[15:38:48] iFawe: Jake: o_o;
[15:39:03] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Because uh that seemed to be in dispute.
[15:39:12] iFawe: Jake: Em, are you okay?
[15:39:14] toothsomeCameo: (Actually, someone from the clonestation did die.)
[15:39:25] toothsomeCameo: (Just not locally.)
[15:39:32] toothsomeCameo: (Or permanently.)
[15:39:45] AM|Hate: Em: I don't know, I thought it was a good idea to confirm!
[15:39:48] iFawe: Wes: Um.
[15:39:55] iFawe: Jake: *Hug?*
[15:39:56] AM|Hate: Em: Sorry :<
[15:40:00] AM|Hate: Em: *hugged*
[15:40:04] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *Boards a bus*
[15:40:19] iFawe: Wes: *Anxious!*
[15:40:58] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: So what happened?
[15:41:05] AM|Hate: Em: Anyway, Ivy! You should come back! Wes is worried.
[15:42:09] cameoApparition: Ivy: Because I wasn't there?
[15:42:19] AM|Hate: Em: Um.
[15:42:26] AM|Hate: Em: More because no one had seen you all day.
[15:42:28] cameoApparition: Dora: Because nobody saw you leave and there was a discussion of corpses.
[15:42:50] cameoApparition: Ivy: Why were you talking about corpses?
[15:42:53] iFawe: Wes: And uh. Dora thought of you dead.
[15:43:03] cameoApparition: Ivy: Well I'm not dead!
[15:43:10] cameoApparition: Ivy: *Getting weird looks on the bus.*
[15:43:51] iFawe: Wes: I wanted to make sure. You. Uh. Weren't.
[15:44:00] cameoApparition: Ivy: *She looks like a vampire though so this puts an interesting spin on her end of the morbid conversation.*
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[15:45:51] iFawe: Wes: *Shivering.*
[15:46:00] AM|Hate: Em: :(
[15:46:11] cameoApparition: Dora: ........Do you want my hoodie? You look cold.
[15:46:35] iFawe: Wes: No. Um. It would ruin the costume.
[15:46:48] iFawe: Jake: Costume?
[15:47:07] cameoApparition: Dora: He is apparently dressed as bishie-tastic Jake English.
[15:48:10] iFawe: Jake: He sounds like a cool character.
[15:48:49] AM|Hate: Em: :(
[15:49:04] AM|Hate: Em: *goes over and gives Wes a hug!*
[15:49:24] cameoApparition: Ivy: ...Still not dead.
[15:49:59] iFawe: Jake: That's good!
[15:50:11] AM|Hate: Em: Dora, group hug time!
[15:50:24] cameoApparition: Dora: Don't keep announcing your not-deadness, that's just tempting fate.
[15:50:30] cameoApparition: Dora: *Joins hug.*
[15:50:46] iFawe: Jake: D'awww.
[15:52:11] iFawe: Wes: *So many hugs!* *From hugpile* Uh, Ivy are you still alive?
[15:52:48] cameoApparition: Ivy: Do you think I dropped dead in the last ten seconds?!
[15:52:53] cameoApparition: Ivy: ...Yes I'm still alive.
[15:53:03] iFawe: Wes: Uh. Sorry.
[15:53:05] cameoApparition: Ivy: You would have heard some screaming or gurgling if I died.
[15:53:13] cameoApparition: Ivy: Wow, that was a seriously unhelpful thing to say.
[15:53:30] cameoApparition: Dora: *wishes she had a hand free to facepalm with*
[15:54:10] iFawe: Wes: Um! That's terrible.
[15:54:19] cameoApparition: Ivy: It is. :(
[15:54:20] AM|Hate: Em: Jake! New guy whose name I don't know yet! Group hug means everyone!
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[15:55:01] iFawe: Jake: Yes ma'am!
[15:55:17] iFawe: Spike: But that's the mad clown guy.
[15:55:38] AM|Hate: Em: Hugs! >:(
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[15:56:01] cameoApparition: Dora: Mad clown guy versus the wrath of Emerald. Tough choice.
[15:56:17] iFawe: Spike: Yeah, no kidding. I abstain?
[15:56:31] AM|Hate: Em: Then you don't get dinner!
[15:56:42] AM|Hate: Em: *will totally forget about this by the time dinner comes around*
[15:56:44] cameoApparition: (I'm sure he'll have eggs.)
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[15:57:20] iFawe: Spike: I just ate an omelette. You guys have your intense group hug moment. Maybe later for me. Sorry.
[15:57:44] AM|Hate: Em: Okay!*has lost interest and gone back to hugging*
[15:58:17] iFawe: Wilt: *Gets on bus.* All right, tickets please.
[15:58:35] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: wat
[15:58:46] iFawe: Wilt: Ah.
[15:59:01] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: GO BACK TO YOUR WAREHOUSE OF MURDER.
[15:59:10] AM|Hate: Em: ???
[15:59:10] iFawe: Wilt: *Leaps out of bus and takes off down the road.*
[15:59:24] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: ...I wasn't expecting him to actually leave.
[15:59:28] iFawe: Wes: o_o
[15:59:41] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Uh... Wilt got on the bus impersonating a ticket inspector.
[15:59:47] AM|Hate: Em: What.
[15:59:51] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Then when I shouted at him he leapt off.
[15:59:56] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: And ran away.
[16:00:23] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Now everybody's staring at me.
[16:00:57] iFawe: Random Dude: Murder Warehouse sounds like a great name for a band.
[16:01:15] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Yeah, I've heard worse band names.
[16:01:46] iFawe: Wilt: *Hurrying upstairs!*
[16:01:50] NiteBrite: (Have you heard my new band Worse Band N-*shot*)
[16:02:31] toothsomeCameo: (I would listen to a band called Murder Warehouse.
[16:02:31] toothsomeCameo: )
[16:02:59] iFawe: Random Dude: Or warehouse of murd*shot*
[16:03:09] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: O_O
[16:03:28] iFawe: Wilt: *A few floors up and a building away.* Dang.
[16:03:39] iFawe: Wilt: *Adjusts sights.*
[16:03:47] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *Moves away from the window*
[16:03:49] iFawe: Wes: Uh!
[16:03:57] AM|Hate: Em: What was that?
[16:04:16] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: THE GUY I WAS TALKING TO GOT SHOT PUBLIC TRANSIT SHOULD NOT BE THIS PERILOUS
[16:04:33] AM|Hate: Em: o_o
[16:04:48] iFawe: Wes: Uh!
[16:05:07] iFawe: People on the Bus: *Yep screaming and panicked fleeing is definately happening.*
[16:05:23] toothsomeCameo: Bus Driver: *Pulls over for optimal fleeing*
[16:05:25] AM|Hate: Em: Ivy now would be a good time to run!
[16:05:45] iFawe: Wes: Um!!
[16:06:10] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: No I didn't think of that!! *Scrams out the exit with a horde of other passengers.*
[16:06:47] iFawe: Wilt: *Bluh interference. It's so unlike him to miss as well. Double damn.*
[16:07:10] AM|Hate: Em: *ack!*
[16:07:23] iFawe: Wilt: *Abandons rifle, flees.*
[16:07:32] iFawe: Jake: *Covers Wes' ears!*
[16:07:45] iFawe: Wes: :<
[16:07:53] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Maybe Em should turn the speakerphone off.
[16:08:06] AM|Hate: Em: Um, yeah. *does so*
[16:08:22] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *RUN AWAY BRAVELY RUN AWAY in the direction of the cloneplex.*
[16:08:41] iFawe: Wes: D:
[16:08:57] iFawe: Wes: *Squirms loose towards the elevator!*
[16:10:08] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *Running rather than flying because she makes a less conspicuous target if she's on foot and not glowing with red and blue mock-electrical arcs.*
[16:10:38] iFawe: Wilt: *Abandoned ship, so she's got a clear run.*
[16:11:07] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *Bursts into la goth shoppe.*
[14:39:21] iFawe: Wes: *Wearing green shorts!*
[14:39:36] AM|Hate: (Where is Wes?)
[14:44:47] iFawe: Wes: *In the kitchen. LURKING.*
[14:45:00] iFawe: Wes: *Lurking in shorts without clown paint.*
[14:45:09] AM|Hate: Em: *hooray! she isn't cooking for once*
[14:48:05] iFawe: Spike: * Cooked eggs!*
[14:48:47] toothsomeCameo: (...Just shorts?)
[14:48:59] AM|Hate: (... *gives wes a shirt*)
[14:49:12] iFawe: (Yes, just shorts.)
[14:49:46] AM|Hate: (You wear it on your head)
[14:49:49] AM|Hate: (Like a hat.)
[14:52:05] iFawe: Wes: *Pretty goddamn skinny. As established.*
[14:53:01] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Wes do you want some eggs?
[14:53:08] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Why are you only wearing shorts?
[14:54:34] iFawe: Wes: *augh so many questions he has to stop and consider ye first.*
[14:54:50] iFawe: Wes: ....uh. No, thank you.
[14:57:38] iFawe: Wes: ...What was the, uh. Second thing.
[14:57:53] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Why are you only wearing shorts?
[14:59:52] AM|Hate: Em: *okay, yeah, she's lost interest in this conversation, it's time to do some cooking*
[15:01:44] iFawe: Wes: Um. For my, uh. Costume.
[15:01:59] iFawe: Jake: Whatcha cookin', Em? :D
[15:02:04] AM|Hate: Em: Dunno!
[15:02:19] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I told you not to dress up as Lord English.
[15:02:34] iFawe: Jake: oh! Oh! Can we have Burritos? Please? :D
[15:02:48] iFawe: Wes: Um. I'm not.
[15:03:33] iFawe: Wes: *Shows 'art' of Jake English he found. Jake is wearing just shorts with bishie sparkles and all that yaoi fanatic business.*
[15:03:41] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ........
[15:03:44] AM|Hate: Em: Okay, burritos it is!
[15:03:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *facepalm* My brain hurts now. Carry on.
[15:04:06] iFawe: Jake: Yaaaaaay!
[15:04:10] iFawe: Jake: Oops. Wait.
[15:04:19] iFawe: Jake: Yaaaaaaaay!
[15:04:28] iFawe: Wes: Uh. Okay.
[15:07:30] iFawe: Wes: *Has bishie sparkles now. good job dora.*
[15:07:53] iFawe: Marjorie: *Last we saw had to go into town because Joss.*
[15:07:54] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *meh, it fits right in*
[15:08:10] iFawe: Marjorie: Saph, what do you feel like for lunch today?
[15:08:49] iFawe: Wes: *It's his own damn fault for asking Henry to find art.*
[15:10:49] iFawe: Wes: Didn't you recognize my, uh, costume. Dora.
[15:11:11] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Well, Jake English doesn't dress like that much in the actual comic.
[15:11:18] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Or sparkle, for that matter.
[15:11:25] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I think those were just artistic license.
[15:11:35] iFawe: Wes: But, my um. Art.
[15:11:42] iFawe: Wes: That Henry got for me.
[15:12:16] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *facepalms again*
[15:13:21] AM|Hate: Saph: *in the kitchen with Rory* *shrug* Dunno, whatever you want.
[15:13:37] AM|Hate: Em: *cooking burritos now!*
[15:15:15] iFawe: Marjorie: *Likely called then!* Falafel?
[15:15:15] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I would draw you a more accurate reference, but I'm an awful artist. Instead, let me show you an actual panel.
[15:15:37] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Tosses an eight-ball into the air and shatters it with her crowbar.*
[15:15:48] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Catches Turrettop.*
[15:16:04] iFawe: Wes: *Covered in bits of eight-ball.*
[15:16:06] AM|Hate: Saph: I'm not exactly dressed to go out.*literally wearing just a shirt and panties*
[15:16:18] toothsomeCameo: Dora: >_>;
[15:16:25] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Sorry about that.
[15:16:29] iFawe: Jake: You are the best girlfriend ever and I love you! :D
[15:16:49] iFawe: Wes: *Wipes face.*
[15:18:14] AM|Hate: Em: Hooray!
[15:19:03] AM|Hate: Saph: Takeout?
[15:21:25] iFawe: Marjorie: Sounds good. I'll get some before I bring Kiya and Toni back.
[15:21:51] iFawe: Jake: You are great. Burritos are great. Everything is great.
[15:21:52] AM|Hate: Saph: Okay, seeya.
[15:21:57] AM|Hate: Em: :D
[15:21:59] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *Finds an iconic panel of Jake English. www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007150 *
[15:22:35] iFawe: Wes: So I need. Um. A volcano?
[15:22:42] iFawe: Jake: :D
[15:22:52] AM|Hate: Em: Wait, what did Wes just say?
[15:22:52] iFawe: Marjorie: Kart later?
[15:22:53] toothsomeCameo: Dora: The volcano is optional.
[15:23:06] toothsomeCameo: Dora: In fact you probably should not bother with the volcano.
[15:23:26] toothsomeCameo: Dora: A volcano is a big responsibility.
[15:23:34] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ...What am I even saying.
[15:23:34] AM|Hate: Em: Volcanoes are strongly discouraged!
[15:23:38] toothsomeCameo: Dora: It's true, though.
[15:27:57] iFawe: Jake: Very discouraged!
[15:28:14] iFawe: Wes: Oh. Do I need the, uh, dead person to kiss?
[15:28:22] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Nope.
[15:28:31] AM|Hate: Saph: *hangs up* Good news, I don't have to put pants on.
[15:28:39] toothsomeCameo: Rory: Yay! ^_^
[15:28:41] iFawe: Wes: That might. Uh. Annoy Ivy.
[15:28:58] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Yes. Yes it would.
[15:29:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: *cannot quite quash a thought of 'especially if it was her severed head'*
[15:29:48] AM|Hate: Em: Dead people are also strongly discouraged!
[15:31:18] iFawe: Wes: *Horrified look.*
[15:31:27] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ^_^;
[15:31:38] iFawe: Wes: Uh! Um. W-where's I-Ivy?
[15:31:51] toothsomeCameo: Dora: ...I dunno, I haven't seen her all day.
[15:32:19] iFawe: Wes: *Looking veeeeery worried!*
[15:32:21] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *OUT SPRAY-PAINTING A WALL. No not really.*
[15:32:49] AM|Hate: Em: ...
[15:32:53] iFawe: Jake: I haven't seen her, either.
[15:32:56] AM|Hate: Em: I'll call her!
[15:33:03] AM|Hate: Em: *dials Ivy's number*
[15:33:12] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *answers on the second ring*
[15:33:15] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Hi Em.
[15:33:32] AM|Hate: Em: Hi, Ivy! Wes wants to know where you are!
[15:33:48] iFawe: Wes: Can she come here, uh, please.
[15:34:31] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Well, I noticed that I hadn't really left the cloneplex except for school recently, so I went out to sketch people in the park.
[15:34:54] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Is something wrong?
[15:34:58] AM|Hate: Em: Okay! Wes wants you to come here :<
[15:34:59] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: DID SOMEONE DIE. D:
[15:35:07] AM|Hate: Em: No, no one died!
[15:35:10] AM|Hate: Em: ... I think.
[15:35:13] iFawe: Jake: o_o
[15:35:15] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: You think?!
[15:35:23] AM|Hate: Em: Hold on. *covers the mouthpiece* Is anyone dead?
[15:35:24] iFawe: Wes: Uh. Lots of people died today. Um.
[15:35:40] toothsomeCameo: Dora: I don't know anyone who died today.
[15:36:04] iFawe: Wes: And lots were born.
[15:36:23] toothsomeCameo: (Possibly Original Jake's kid.)
[15:36:37] toothsomeCameo: (I think she was meant to arrive this month.)
[15:36:51] AM|Hate: Em: I meant anyone specific.
[15:36:59] AM|Hate: Em: Like, important people.
[15:37:08] iFawe: Wes: They were all specific and important.
[15:37:12] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Conversational minefield, Emerald.
[15:37:13] iFawe: Wes: :(
[15:37:24] toothsomeCameo: Dora: As far as I know, nobody we KNOW died.
[15:37:39] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: I can still hear you!!
[15:37:48] AM|Hate: Em: Ack!
[15:37:51] AM|Hate: Em: Um.
[15:38:01] iFawe: Wes: Ivy! Can you, uh, come home?
[15:38:08] AM|Hate: Em: Oh, fuck it. *just puts Ivy on speakerphone*
[15:38:21] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: So nobody died?
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[15:38:42] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Or at least no one from the clonestation?
[15:38:48] iFawe: Jake: o_o;
[15:39:03] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Because uh that seemed to be in dispute.
[15:39:12] iFawe: Jake: Em, are you okay?
[15:39:14] toothsomeCameo: (Actually, someone from the clonestation did die.)
[15:39:25] toothsomeCameo: (Just not locally.)
[15:39:32] toothsomeCameo: (Or permanently.)
[15:39:45] AM|Hate: Em: I don't know, I thought it was a good idea to confirm!
[15:39:48] iFawe: Wes: Um.
[15:39:55] iFawe: Jake: *Hug?*
[15:39:56] AM|Hate: Em: Sorry :<
[15:40:00] AM|Hate: Em: *hugged*
[15:40:04] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *Boards a bus*
[15:40:19] iFawe: Wes: *Anxious!*
[15:40:58] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: So what happened?
[15:41:05] AM|Hate: Em: Anyway, Ivy! You should come back! Wes is worried.
[15:42:09] cameoApparition: Ivy: Because I wasn't there?
[15:42:19] AM|Hate: Em: Um.
[15:42:26] AM|Hate: Em: More because no one had seen you all day.
[15:42:28] cameoApparition: Dora: Because nobody saw you leave and there was a discussion of corpses.
[15:42:50] cameoApparition: Ivy: Why were you talking about corpses?
[15:42:53] iFawe: Wes: And uh. Dora thought of you dead.
[15:43:03] cameoApparition: Ivy: Well I'm not dead!
[15:43:10] cameoApparition: Ivy: *Getting weird looks on the bus.*
[15:43:51] iFawe: Wes: I wanted to make sure. You. Uh. Weren't.
[15:44:00] cameoApparition: Ivy: *She looks like a vampire though so this puts an interesting spin on her end of the morbid conversation.*
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[15:45:51] iFawe: Wes: *Shivering.*
[15:46:00] AM|Hate: Em: :(
[15:46:11] cameoApparition: Dora: ........Do you want my hoodie? You look cold.
[15:46:35] iFawe: Wes: No. Um. It would ruin the costume.
[15:46:48] iFawe: Jake: Costume?
[15:47:07] cameoApparition: Dora: He is apparently dressed as bishie-tastic Jake English.
[15:48:10] iFawe: Jake: He sounds like a cool character.
[15:48:49] AM|Hate: Em: :(
[15:49:04] AM|Hate: Em: *goes over and gives Wes a hug!*
[15:49:24] cameoApparition: Ivy: ...Still not dead.
[15:49:59] iFawe: Jake: That's good!
[15:50:11] AM|Hate: Em: Dora, group hug time!
[15:50:24] cameoApparition: Dora: Don't keep announcing your not-deadness, that's just tempting fate.
[15:50:30] cameoApparition: Dora: *Joins hug.*
[15:50:46] iFawe: Jake: D'awww.
[15:52:11] iFawe: Wes: *So many hugs!* *From hugpile* Uh, Ivy are you still alive?
[15:52:48] cameoApparition: Ivy: Do you think I dropped dead in the last ten seconds?!
[15:52:53] cameoApparition: Ivy: ...Yes I'm still alive.
[15:53:03] iFawe: Wes: Uh. Sorry.
[15:53:05] cameoApparition: Ivy: You would have heard some screaming or gurgling if I died.
[15:53:13] cameoApparition: Ivy: Wow, that was a seriously unhelpful thing to say.
[15:53:30] cameoApparition: Dora: *wishes she had a hand free to facepalm with*
[15:54:10] iFawe: Wes: Um! That's terrible.
[15:54:19] cameoApparition: Ivy: It is. :(
[15:54:20] AM|Hate: Em: Jake! New guy whose name I don't know yet! Group hug means everyone!
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[15:55:01] iFawe: Jake: Yes ma'am!
[15:55:17] iFawe: Spike: But that's the mad clown guy.
[15:55:38] AM|Hate: Em: Hugs! >:(
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[15:56:01] cameoApparition: Dora: Mad clown guy versus the wrath of Emerald. Tough choice.
[15:56:17] iFawe: Spike: Yeah, no kidding. I abstain?
[15:56:31] AM|Hate: Em: Then you don't get dinner!
[15:56:42] AM|Hate: Em: *will totally forget about this by the time dinner comes around*
[15:56:44] cameoApparition: (I'm sure he'll have eggs.)
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[15:57:20] iFawe: Spike: I just ate an omelette. You guys have your intense group hug moment. Maybe later for me. Sorry.
[15:57:44] AM|Hate: Em: Okay!*has lost interest and gone back to hugging*
[15:58:17] iFawe: Wilt: *Gets on bus.* All right, tickets please.
[15:58:35] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: wat
[15:58:46] iFawe: Wilt: Ah.
[15:59:01] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: GO BACK TO YOUR WAREHOUSE OF MURDER.
[15:59:10] AM|Hate: Em: ???
[15:59:10] iFawe: Wilt: *Leaps out of bus and takes off down the road.*
[15:59:24] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: ...I wasn't expecting him to actually leave.
[15:59:28] iFawe: Wes: o_o
[15:59:41] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Uh... Wilt got on the bus impersonating a ticket inspector.
[15:59:47] AM|Hate: Em: What.
[15:59:51] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Then when I shouted at him he leapt off.
[15:59:56] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: And ran away.
[16:00:23] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Now everybody's staring at me.
[16:00:57] iFawe: Random Dude: Murder Warehouse sounds like a great name for a band.
[16:01:15] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: Yeah, I've heard worse band names.
[16:01:46] iFawe: Wilt: *Hurrying upstairs!*
[16:01:50] NiteBrite: (Have you heard my new band Worse Band N-*shot*)
[16:02:31] toothsomeCameo: (I would listen to a band called Murder Warehouse.
[16:02:31] toothsomeCameo: )
[16:02:59] iFawe: Random Dude: Or warehouse of murd*shot*
[16:03:09] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: O_O
[16:03:28] iFawe: Wilt: *A few floors up and a building away.* Dang.
[16:03:39] iFawe: Wilt: *Adjusts sights.*
[16:03:47] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *Moves away from the window*
[16:03:49] iFawe: Wes: Uh!
[16:03:57] AM|Hate: Em: What was that?
[16:04:16] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: THE GUY I WAS TALKING TO GOT SHOT PUBLIC TRANSIT SHOULD NOT BE THIS PERILOUS
[16:04:33] AM|Hate: Em: o_o
[16:04:48] iFawe: Wes: Uh!
[16:05:07] iFawe: People on the Bus: *Yep screaming and panicked fleeing is definately happening.*
[16:05:23] toothsomeCameo: Bus Driver: *Pulls over for optimal fleeing*
[16:05:25] AM|Hate: Em: Ivy now would be a good time to run!
[16:05:45] iFawe: Wes: Um!!
[16:06:10] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: No I didn't think of that!! *Scrams out the exit with a horde of other passengers.*
[16:06:47] iFawe: Wilt: *Bluh interference. It's so unlike him to miss as well. Double damn.*
[16:07:10] AM|Hate: Em: *ack!*
[16:07:23] iFawe: Wilt: *Abandons rifle, flees.*
[16:07:32] iFawe: Jake: *Covers Wes' ears!*
[16:07:45] iFawe: Wes: :<
[16:07:53] toothsomeCameo: Dora: Maybe Em should turn the speakerphone off.
[16:08:06] AM|Hate: Em: Um, yeah. *does so*
[16:08:22] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *RUN AWAY BRAVELY RUN AWAY in the direction of the cloneplex.*
[16:08:41] iFawe: Wes: D:
[16:08:57] iFawe: Wes: *Squirms loose towards the elevator!*
[16:10:08] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *Running rather than flying because she makes a less conspicuous target if she's on foot and not glowing with red and blue mock-electrical arcs.*
[16:10:38] iFawe: Wilt: *Abandoned ship, so she's got a clear run.*
[16:11:07] toothsomeCameo: Ivy: *Bursts into la goth shoppe.*