Post by tingyi on Jan 29, 2009 0:12:48 GMT -5
At the grocery store...
: I will confess, I do like the hair. It's incredible.
Tansy: Uh thanks?
2:50 PM
: What's really cool, though? Your eyes. Are they natural, or contacts?
Tansy: It's natural.
: They look great.
2:55 PM
Tansy: Uh thanks?
: *Laugh* Wow, I must be coming across as really creepy.
Tansy: *hasn't been hit on in like...19 years*
Tansy: Yeah, and I normally go for creepy but not that kind
: More the Dracula kind?
Tansy: Yeah pretty much
Tansy: *does a fears check on mystery guy to see how creepy he really is*
: *Sharks. Sharks are a pretty big fear. Doesn't really have that big a fear of rejection, which means he's either confident or used to it.*
: *Teasing* So, you like biting, huh?
Tansy: You know what is a big biter? Ever heard of land sharks? they hang out in grocery stores and eat people.
3:00 PM
: *Laughs* Land sharks?
Tansy: There's one right there *points*
: Nuh-uh. I know if I lok away, you'll run off. I don't even know your name yet!
Tansy: If I tell you my name will you look?
: Sure.
Tansy: It's Sarah.
: Sarah, huh?
Tansy: Yeah
: I suppose I gotta look now, don't I?
tansy: Yes you do
: *Looks! He's good to his word!*
: What am I meant to be looking for?
3:05 PM
Shark: *chomp chomp*
Shark: *seems to be swimming on land as it goes for mystery guy*
: *Stares right through it.* See? Nothing there.
Tansy: ....the heck? There's a shark right there.
Tansy: are you blind?
: Half blind.
Tansy: How does that work?
: Well, I only see what's really there.
Tansy: what does that mean?
Tansy: My powers aren't illusions. :<
: Probably not. Sorry. ^_^;
Tansy: That's...odd.
[10:06] CoEFawe:: Didn't you just say you could summon land sharks? Isn't that a little odd, too?
Tansy: I don't summon land sharks. That's weird.
Tansy: Can you watch movies or do those not work either with special effects?
3:30 PM
: Nah, I see those.
Tansy: Okay, have you seen umm...[lists off movie titles of one's she made]
: I saw Zombies Ate My Neighbours, yeah. Ages ago.
Tansy: I did the special effects for that
: Really? Cool.
Tansy: oO(Ages ago? I'm old >.<)
Tansy: Yeah.
Tansy: I have special effects powers.
Tansy: Just look for the name Sarah in teh credits then you can look me up
: What, does it have a phone number as well?
Tansy: No but the phone book might
3:35 PM
: So, if I were to look you up in the phone book, and give you a call, would you be interested in having lunch sometime?
Tansy: We'll see
: Maybe we will. Unless you gave me a fake name or something, then I'll be watching the creditsfor nothing.
Tansy: Most likely
: I'm coming on too strong, aren't I?
3:40 PM
Tansy: its possible
: I think I'll start over, then.
: *Clears throat.* I'm Matthew. Would you be interested in getting some lunch some time?
Tansy: Who says yo uget to start over?
Matt: Well, I kinda just did
Tansy: I refuse to accept it. You got your chance. I'm going to leave now...and if I run its because I need the exercise
3:45 PM
Matt: At least answer the question, first. Lunch?
Tansy: we'll see.
Matt: That sounds like a 'no'.
Tansy: If that's how you take it. *shrug8
Matt: *Enjoying himself!* Well, it'd be your loss.
Tansy: I'm so sure
Matt: Everyone loves a free lunch
Tansy: haven't you heard?
Tansy: there's no such thing as a free lunch.
Matt: Sure there is
Tansy: Not really. See if I go then I have to deal with more of this agonizing conversation.
Matt: Agonizing, huh?
Tansy: yes.
Matt: Wow, I knew I was bad, but agonizing?
Tansy: Sorry. You clearly aren't my type.
: That's a shame
Tansy: *he went back to!*
Tansy: Yeah. a crying shame.
*Matt
Matt: Well, what is your type?
3:50 PM
Tansy: Anyone but you.
Matt: Ouch.
Tansy: I'm sorry. Unless you can come up with something really convincing in the next few seconds, I'll be going.
Matt: *Thinks* Nah, I got nothing. But your kid's in aisle seven.
Tansy: Thanks. *pushes her cart off, thinking if he knows she has a kid and can see her stomach then he prolly thinks she's married and that makes him a creep*
Ash: *Is indeed in aisle seven, trying to decide if she wants Captain Crunch or Lucky Charms!*
Tansy: *whisper* get them both
Ash: Really?
Tansy: Sure.
Ash: Why? :<
3:55 PM
Tansy: because they're both good.
Tansy: You could try mixing them together in one bowl. Might be yummy.
Ash: *Puts them both in the cart!*
Matt: *Will go home and watch Zombies Ate My Neighbours, shortly after he gets control over his legs. The shark frightened him!*
Tansy: *takes her home after paying*
Credits: Special Effects: Tansy Ragwort, Sarah Burton, etc.
Matt: Sarah Burton, huh?
Tansy: Maybe I should have given him Sarah's name...she's gonna be mad at me. at least she doesn't live in Redford...
Matt: *Looks her up on Wikipedia!*
sarah burton: *is a famous lesbian activist with a degree in theatre and computer science*
4:00 PM
Matt: *Laughs, as, presumably, the profile pic doesn't match up either.*
Matt: Guess she did brush me off instead of playing hard-to-get.
Sarah's wiki article: *has links to Tansy's page as a related article*
Matt: *Clicks it, idly.*
Tansy: *has a very long wiki article with quite a few photos and links to her small cult following on the internet and all their webpages dedicated to her*
Matt: That's her
Tansy: *even has stuff in her article about her past with the Cradle and going to heartwood!*
Matt: *Hmmms, wondering if she really doesn't want to be bothered by him, or was just teasing. He's not too great at telling them apart.*
Matt: Ah well, I suppose I can always give her a call later.
: I will confess, I do like the hair. It's incredible.Tansy: Uh thanks?
2:50 PM
: What's really cool, though? Your eyes. Are they natural, or contacts?Tansy: It's natural.
: They look great.2:55 PM
Tansy: Uh thanks?
: *Laugh* Wow, I must be coming across as really creepy.Tansy: *hasn't been hit on in like...19 years*
Tansy: Yeah, and I normally go for creepy but not that kind
: More the Dracula kind?Tansy: Yeah pretty much
Tansy: *does a fears check on mystery guy to see how creepy he really is*
: *Sharks. Sharks are a pretty big fear. Doesn't really have that big a fear of rejection, which means he's either confident or used to it.*: *Teasing* So, you like biting, huh?Tansy: You know what is a big biter? Ever heard of land sharks? they hang out in grocery stores and eat people.
3:00 PM
: *Laughs* Land sharks?Tansy: There's one right there *points*
: Nuh-uh. I know if I lok away, you'll run off. I don't even know your name yet!Tansy: If I tell you my name will you look?
: Sure.Tansy: It's Sarah.
: Sarah, huh?Tansy: Yeah
: I suppose I gotta look now, don't I?tansy: Yes you do
: *Looks! He's good to his word!*: What am I meant to be looking for?3:05 PM
Shark: *chomp chomp*
Shark: *seems to be swimming on land as it goes for mystery guy*
: *Stares right through it.* See? Nothing there.Tansy: ....the heck? There's a shark right there.
Tansy: are you blind?
: Half blind.Tansy: How does that work?
: Well, I only see what's really there.Tansy: what does that mean?
Tansy: My powers aren't illusions. :<
: Probably not. Sorry. ^_^;Tansy: That's...odd.
[10:06] CoEFawe:
: Didn't you just say you could summon land sharks? Isn't that a little odd, too?Tansy: I don't summon land sharks. That's weird.
Tansy: Can you watch movies or do those not work either with special effects?
3:30 PM
: Nah, I see those.Tansy: Okay, have you seen umm...[lists off movie titles of one's she made]
: I saw Zombies Ate My Neighbours, yeah. Ages ago.Tansy: I did the special effects for that
: Really? Cool.Tansy: oO(Ages ago? I'm old >.<)
Tansy: Yeah.
Tansy: I have special effects powers.
Tansy: Just look for the name Sarah in teh credits then you can look me up
: What, does it have a phone number as well?Tansy: No but the phone book might
3:35 PM
: So, if I were to look you up in the phone book, and give you a call, would you be interested in having lunch sometime?Tansy: We'll see
: Maybe we will. Unless you gave me a fake name or something, then I'll be watching the creditsfor nothing. Tansy: Most likely
: I'm coming on too strong, aren't I?3:40 PM
Tansy: its possible
: I think I'll start over, then.: *Clears throat.* I'm Matthew. Would you be interested in getting some lunch some time?Tansy: Who says yo uget to start over?
Matt: Well, I kinda just did
Tansy: I refuse to accept it. You got your chance. I'm going to leave now...and if I run its because I need the exercise
3:45 PM
Matt: At least answer the question, first. Lunch?
Tansy: we'll see.
Matt: That sounds like a 'no'.
Tansy: If that's how you take it. *shrug8
Matt: *Enjoying himself!* Well, it'd be your loss.
Tansy: I'm so sure
Matt: Everyone loves a free lunch
Tansy: haven't you heard?
Tansy: there's no such thing as a free lunch.
Matt: Sure there is
Tansy: Not really. See if I go then I have to deal with more of this agonizing conversation.
Matt: Agonizing, huh?
Tansy: yes.
Matt: Wow, I knew I was bad, but agonizing?
Tansy: Sorry. You clearly aren't my type.
: That's a shameTansy: *he went back to
!*Tansy: Yeah. a crying shame.
*Matt
Matt: Well, what is your type?
3:50 PM
Tansy: Anyone but you.
Matt: Ouch.
Tansy: I'm sorry. Unless you can come up with something really convincing in the next few seconds, I'll be going.
Matt: *Thinks* Nah, I got nothing. But your kid's in aisle seven.
Tansy: Thanks. *pushes her cart off, thinking if he knows she has a kid and can see her stomach then he prolly thinks she's married and that makes him a creep*
Ash: *Is indeed in aisle seven, trying to decide if she wants Captain Crunch or Lucky Charms!*
Tansy: *whisper* get them both
Ash: Really?
Tansy: Sure.
Ash: Why? :<
3:55 PM
Tansy: because they're both good.
Tansy: You could try mixing them together in one bowl. Might be yummy.
Ash: *Puts them both in the cart!*
Matt: *Will go home and watch Zombies Ate My Neighbours, shortly after he gets control over his legs. The shark frightened him!*
Tansy: *takes her home after paying*
Credits: Special Effects: Tansy Ragwort, Sarah Burton, etc.
Matt: Sarah Burton, huh?
Tansy: Maybe I should have given him Sarah's name...she's gonna be mad at me. at least she doesn't live in Redford...
Matt: *Looks her up on Wikipedia!*
sarah burton: *is a famous lesbian activist with a degree in theatre and computer science*
4:00 PM
Matt: *Laughs, as, presumably, the profile pic doesn't match up either.*
Matt: Guess she did brush me off instead of playing hard-to-get.
Sarah's wiki article: *has links to Tansy's page as a related article*
Matt: *Clicks it, idly.*
Tansy: *has a very long wiki article with quite a few photos and links to her small cult following on the internet and all their webpages dedicated to her*
Matt: That's her
Tansy: *even has stuff in her article about her past with the Cradle and going to heartwood!*
Matt: *Hmmms, wondering if she really doesn't want to be bothered by him, or was just teasing. He's not too great at telling them apart.*
Matt: Ah well, I suppose I can always give her a call later.